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    For a moment, the ghostly King just stared at the hero and blinked. But those blue eyes didn't falter, the smirk still in place. So Danny took a deep breath, stopped himself from saying anything stupid, thought about it, and took another breath. "…What?"

    "I said," the mortal smirked, barely hiding his laugh, "I heard you say 'yeet'."

    Pinching the bridge of his nose, Danny sighed. "Out of all the words! Everything I said! Everything I tried to get it to work! And this? This is where the magic decides to fucking-"

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    The Joker has broken out of Arkham for the thousandth time, and is roaming the streets unhindered. Unfortunately for him, something finds him before the Bat does.

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    John Constantine needs help closing up a Lazarus Pit in Gotham. Danny Phantom can close up Lazarus Pits. This should be a perfectly straightforward arrangement between two people with the same interests in mind- unfortunately, Danny's intentions end up just a tad lost in translation.

    Constantine should've known doing a favour for a guy like Batman would be a mistake.

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    He’s not really sure what the spell’s doing, just that Raph had asked him if he was okay and Leo’s stupid brain had instantly said no, and then when he tried to say that he was only joking, he got about two words into a different sentence before choking on his tongue as he tried to fight his mouth.

    (Leo get's truth-spelled. Written for the prompt "I’ve got a head full of chemicals; mouth full of ridicule.")

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    Steven doesn’t know what to do.

    “I predict,” Padparadscha begins, but then trails off as her brain catches up with her mouth. She finishes with a soft “oh.

    “Is he going to poof?” Rhodonite asks nervously. “Steven, why hasn’t he poofed?”

    [Lars's death, outside the confines of a kid's show.]

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