Quid_Pro_Quinn



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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Trattok'or teh aka
    To fail the Mission

     

    Obi-Wan Falls after killing his Padawan. Instead of leaving him to die alone, Obi-Wan stays until Anakin passes into the Force. Unable to cope with the loss of Padmé and Anakin, Obi-Wan makes the decision to keep Luke in his care rather than hiding him away on Tatooine and tries to do good despite his new found nature.

    They flee from the Empire and survive for two years until they get stuck in a temple where an unknown artefact sends the two of them back in time for a chance for retribution.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    When Harry looks at Tom, he feels overwhelmed. There is a spark that makes him hopeful, the fear that nothing he does will save Tom from himself, and the horror at what his lies might lead to.

    When Tom looks at Harry, he feels nothing. Until he does, and then Harry’s world starts drowning in blood.

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    12 Mar 2026

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Not surprisingly, it only took Zanka a few steps to realize that he hadn't been magically teleported to a faraway land. Instead, he realized that his body felt weird, lankier, taller. His limbs felt awkward and uncoordinated. He could feel that the clothing on his skin felt different, that the usual training gear had been exchanged for a scrappy and thin shirt paired with shorts full of patchwork. He didn't even have shoes.

    No, Zanka knew that this wasn't his body to begin with.

    He couldn't help himself when elated giggling escaped past his lips. He was ecstatic. Overjoyed. He felt like he would vibrate out of his skin from the excitement.

    The switch — a unique and extraordinary event of two people switching bodies. Not just any people could switch, but soulmates. Those who are meant for each other. One soul split in half, inhabiting two bodies.

    And now, Zanka had switched. He had met his soulmate.

    Or, the Janka body swap soulmate au everyone was craving for

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    07 Mar 2026