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Gorb Wars: A War Between Empires by RatMaster860
Fandoms: Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Lost Stars - Claudia Gray, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
03 Jan 2026
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So me and my friends are avid DND players. Most of the campaigns we have done can best be summed as "improvised shitposting". During one such campaign, we ended up creating "The Unified Territories of Gorbtopia", a technologically advanced empire with territories throughout both the galaxy and the multiverse that is led by a three-foot tall perpetually high gnome and his adopted schizophrenic daughter. The multiversal aspect of Gorbtopia swiftly led into jokes about Gorbtopia randomly appearing in far more serious works and franchises without explanation or context, which in turn led into me writing a stupid fic which may or may not culminate in Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, getting Judo-flipped by a three-foot tall gnome.
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A rookie stormtrooper gets his first taste of the horrors of war, combat and three-foot tall grizzly bears with spears.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,500
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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