RealBoneHours
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having a really normal relationship with the act of eating by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
03 Nov 2025
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He gathers up his next bite. “Y’know, John tends to complain when I eat.”
“Because you eat like a hog unless there’s somebody keeping you in check,” John added.
“C’mon.”
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“You’ve been out of hypersleep for a bit, now, right?”
“So I’ve been told, yeah. Hard to tell when I spent so much of it drugged out of my mind.”
“I take it the anti-boner pill wasn’t in the mix this time?”
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“If Oscar walked in on us right now, what would you want him to do?”
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“I just… didn’t think it would move like that.”
“... Have you put much thought into what my dick would be like?”
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[so horny i can't see straight] can yuo put that out on me by RealBoneHours
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
12 Apr 2025
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Noel hummed. “You sure?”
“Yes.”
Arthur opened and closed his mouth instead of repeating that. “What… what’s he doing?”
“Well, seems he wants me to use his palm as an ashtray. He’s gotta know that hurts like hell, right?”
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The Dollmaker talks you through the process of waking up in your new body.
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05 Dec 2025
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But the tender silence of the rec room was a shelter, and one Warren wasn’t ready to leave just yet. He didn’t want to have to face the shy truth that had crept on him as he had creeped on his friend. The one where he had found him so precious sleeping like that, so pretty, and maybe he wasn’t supposed to find another man pretty. The one where maybe he wasn’t supposed to wonder what it would feel like to put his lips against the pulsing point of Gordon’s neck.
The one where he wasn’t supposed to wonder what it would feel like to put his lips elsewhere, anywhere, everywhere.Warren discovers some things about himself.
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25 Oct 2025
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Aubrey arrives at Red Valley fresh from Hester breaking up with her. If the isolation and being in close quarters with the brilliant Dr. Bryony Halbech has her forming a pathetic crush on her boss, that's no one's business but her own. Or at least, it's not until Bryony makes it her business.
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22 Oct 2025
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Gordon and Warren stop at a motel on their way to Red Valley.
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18 Oct 2025
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It's Noel's turn to see nothing.
Malevoween day 11: sensory deprivation.
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- Part 11 of Malevoween Ficlets
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12 Oct 2025