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    Violet Bridgerton has had enough of her three eldest sons refusing to engage with the marriage mart. She has seen her daughters Daphne and Francesca married in the last four seasons but she wants more grandchildren and she wants them now.

    And so, in the week before the whole family and ton are due to descend on Aubrey Hall for the annual Hearts and Flowers Ball, Lady Violet has invited a select group of eligible ladies to the Hall to participate in a series of challenges where the ultimate prize is up for grabs: marriage to one of the three oldest Bridgerton brothers. Penelope Featherington is on her fourth year on the mart with no prospects.

    (Regency AU -
    multichap fic I will correct the chapter count on update.
    Whistledown exists, Colin didn’t make any foolish declarations in the Featherington gardens, Penelope and Eloise are grand. Prudence is still unmarried. This started out as a purely crack fic but I accidentally kept adding plot and making myself cry. There is still quite a lot of crack though. If you crave period accuracy, sorry. I researched some bits with fervour and then hugged an anachronism or two for the giggles.
    I’m trying to be consistent, but I make the rules and my brain is wonky).

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    13 Feb 2026

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    A new one for the GOAT polin records! I cackled multiple times. To reread!

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    After successfully avoiding Colin at the first four balls of the social season and - somehow - gaining the attention of a Marquess, Penelope is forced to have the conversation she's been avoiding for almost a year.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    One of my absolute faves

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    Penelope wakes up the morning after the worst night of her life and breathes in. 

    It’s a bit shocking, that she can still breathe in, that she’s still here despite what feels like a gaping wound in the center of her chest. Somehow, she’s surviving. 

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    A post-2x08 relationship redemption tour.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    In which Colin yearns for Penelope, resolves himself to win back her favor, and discovers her secret, in that order.

    Or, in which Penelope tries desperately to leave her love for Colin behind, grows to accept a grim future, and learns even Lady Whistledown can be surprised, in that order.

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    Set after the events of Season 2. Minimum 60% PBV (pining by volume).

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    08 Feb 2026

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    GOAT polin

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    Penelope had been certain — certain! — that Colin would one day return her affections.

    When his head is turned instead by her cousin Marina, Penelope must admit she was wrong.

    After no small amount of crying, Penelope decides she will move on. That she will find a husband. That she will be kissed.

    One question lingers in the back of her mind — why on earth does Colin look so stricken to find her doing just that?

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Eagerly awaiting the final chapter!!