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    “We’re friends. I’m happy to do you a favour.”

    She really does mean it. There is nothing Penelope wouldn’t do for Colin Bridgerton.

    But then he raises his eyebrows, clears his throat, and says, “I was wondering if you might consider letting me fuck you and pretend that I am trying to get you pregnant.” He pauses, pondering before he adds: “Please.”

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    Or, after a series of increasingly unhinged sex dreams, Colin asks Penelope if he can roleplay getting her pregnant. Platonically, of course. That should get it out of his system.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Colin asks Pen to (platonically) let him role play getting her pregnant

  2. Rec 99

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    It amuses him greatly that the ton thinks he is the charming one in this marriage. For he has been outmatched from the start. They all have, really.

    Colin makes Penelope wait. Penelope makes Colin pay. Fun is had by all, don’t worry.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Season 4 Polin carriage scene
    Excruciatingly beautiful smut

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    It's been six months since Penelope last had sex with her husband Alfred. It's been four since they stopped trying to conjure any passion, and two since he stopped holding her at all.

    Out of options, they seek out help from an unusual source.

    Just who is Colin Bridgerton anyway?

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Danbury sex therapist employs sex worker Colin to help the Deblings with their sex life by banging Penelope Debling.

  4. Rec 61

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    It was Colin, actually, who slipped the first glass in her hand. “Here,” he’d whispered. “It’ll help.”

    Or: Penelope Bridgerton drinks too much champagne at her first ball as Lady Whistledown and must come to terms with the kind of writer she wants to be. Too bad she’d much rather be drooling over her hot, pirate husband instead.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Season 4 happily married Polin

  5. Rec 53

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    Colin and Pen are FWB and she's a little eager for some time with her daddy.

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    07 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Daddy Colin and Baby Pen in vociferous FWB relationship.