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    Steve usually marks other chefs as off-limits. Too much baggage, too much drama—but this guy? They’re not even in the same culinary orbit. Would it really be so bad to hook up with a shelter kitchen line cook who looks like trouble incarnate?

    He could probably swing that. Right?

    The guy purses his infuriatingly perfect lips and blows a lazy stream of cigarette smoke directly into Steve’s face.

    “You’re late.”

    Well. That’s fucking rude.

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    Water still dripping down the back of his neck, Steve’s just turned out the light, convinced that if he just shuts his eyes and stays still, quiet, that it’ll just happen. He’ll drift off (that’s never how it happens, but hey, the 457th time's the charm right?

    But he’s barely looked at the back of his eyelids for, he swears, more than a minute or two when he hears it — a loud thump. Three years of hyper-vigilance sends him flying down the stairs, white-knuckling the bat (sans nails) he keeps underneath his bed, stopping at the landing to switch on the light that illuminates the foyer.

    “Munson?”

    Eddie’s clearly just scrambled to his feet, the coat rack by the door toppled over, a myriad of random coats littering the floor, because he’s brushing his long hair out of his eyes and looking slightly more disheveled than usual. When he meets Steve’s eyes, it’s with a sheepish smile and a shrug. “Can we pretend my entrance was a lot cooler than that?”

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    “You want me that bad, Munson?” It’s not what he’d been intending to say, but it comes out anyway. Maybe because part of him just wants to see what Eddie’s going to do. Maybe he will just open up his mouth right here and take a bite.

    Kind of feels like that’s what Eddie might do when his gaze turns wolfish, his eyes almost entirely black. “I don’t think you want to play this game with me, Stevie.”

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    “If you stop I’ll —” He’ll…something bad, Steve thinks desperately but can’t quite say, not when Eddie’s peeling his boxers down his legs.

    “You’ll what?” Eddie murmurs, pressing a delicate kiss to Steve’s freckled knee.

    “I’ll make you listen to Tears for Fears.”

    Eddie looks up with a look of such offense that Steve might’ve thought he’d seriously upset the guy if he wasn’t also using his tongue to trace seemingly meaningless symbols across Steve’s thighs while making it. “You wouldn’t.”

    It’s still almost too much to believe, Steve thinks, staring up at his still-shadowed ceiling. Eddie feels like a fever dream, so fucking good he couldn’t possibly be real. “Come on, Eds, shout, shout, let it all out, man. You know you want to.”

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    “I just —” Steve exhales, staring up at the weird-shaped watermark stains on the ceiling, “ — I spent like my whole post-puberty existence pretty set on boobies, Robin.” And then stupid, pretty, so-fucking-hot-it-physically-hurt Eddie Munson had to come along and blow that theory to smithereens. “And then Eddie had to come along with his — everything.”

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