Sankt_Nicky

The cover of Metallica's "72 Seasons" album but instead of the title, "Meat Loaf" is spelled in the Metallica font



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    Enjolras is in second to last place in his amateur professional figure skating league because Grantaire won't stop beating him at losing. Meanwhile, tiny Enjolras and Grantaire grow up very dramatically. Or maybe 'earlier.' Maybe it's still happening, since the childhood drama refuses to go away no matter how long ago it was. Point is: this is the story of two idiots in love who occasionally ice skate.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    Becoming fuck buddies with the guy he’s in love with was probably not the best decision Grantaire ever made. But after all, what’s a little heartache next to the terrible brilliance of Enjolras’ eyes?

    Now with a lovely Chinese translation and podfic!

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    19 Jan 2026

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    "Okay, where are you right now?" he asked, putting on his best soothing tone and making sure to breathe slowly and steadily himself. He cheered internally when he heard Cosette follow his lead. "Do you have an hour more to spare? Well, then how about you take the metro and come join me at Place d’Italie, in the 13ème? I will take you to my favourite art supplies shop and recommend you things in person."

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    Grantaire is convinced Cosette only puts up with him because he's dating her brother. Maybe an impromptu trip to the art store can change things...

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Enjolras takes a deep breath, and says in a rush, “Would you come with me to Provence and pretend to be my girlfriend so I don’t have to deal with my incredibly homophobic family for a week and subsequently put my head through a wall?”

    Éponine blinks. There’s no way she heard that right.

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    When your best friend's boyfriend asks you to accompany him to a wedding as his pretend girlfriend, what else can you say apart from yes?

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    19 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 47

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    Zahra Bankston hates her fucking job.

    That is, of course, a lie. Zahra loves her job, being the Deputy of Staff and the right-hand woman to the first female president of the United States is exhilarating and exactly the thing she had imagined and fought for when she showed up at Ellen Claremont’s office in Texas, fresh off of her Master's degree at Howard and itching to do something big.

    Sure, she had a worse sleep schedule even than the idiot First Son and bane of her existence Alex Claremont-Diaz.

    Sure, she worked approximately 26 hour days approximately 399 days per year.

    Sure, she had no time to see her boyfriend who lived on a different god-damn continent working for the goddamn monarchy as a fucking equerry. Something she had never even heard of before having to deal with emergency calls trying to manage the absolute fucking nightmare that the little demon caused at the royal wedding. Zahra has begun to name her stress pimples after Alex.

    Or Zahra's POV of finding out about Henry and Alex at the DNC

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    19 Jan 2026