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“The floo flashed green and Charlie tumbled out into Theo’s bedroom. Theo was holding his breath and chewing his lower lip and staring all at once. He hadn’t unblocked the bedroom floo in years. Charlie’s loose curls looked windswept, his freckled face expectant. He was already starting to smile.”—Chapter 21, BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
A one shot about what happens when Theo Nott lets Charlie Weasley into his haunted house, inspired by BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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- Part 4 of Related to BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC
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30 Dec 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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homophrosyne by formerstingray
Fandoms: The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
31 Aug 2024
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She looks at him. For the first time in his life, someone who isn’t God can hear what he is thinking. Time is a purr, a click. A trick with a ring lodged like an iron hook into tenderness.
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Princes from all over Greece have come to Sparta to propose to the most beautiful woman in the world. Odysseus falls for her smart cousin.
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"Adam watched the way Declan's lip barely brushed the bottom of Girlfriend's earlobe as he spoke to her; he looked away just as Declan glanced up."
- Maggie Stiefvater, The Raven Boys, p. 40Declan Lynch lies about a lot of things. He wasn't born a liar, but he learned quickly.
Adam Parrish is a liar too.
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14 Sep 2025