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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Having never found out about the magic lamp and the genie in it, Jafar has to become the ruler of Agrabah in a different manner. He finds a way, but is caught off-guard by the price of success.

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    21 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Commissar-Saint Ciaphas Cain is being pushed to the limit. A battle with a Tzeentchian monstrosity has shown him that even a saint can fall. Now he finds himself summoned to the battlefield world of Armageddon, where a new threat of a unique kind is crawling its way into the material world. His mission: to discover the threat's nature, destroy it, and save a doomed planet.

    That's a lot to ask from one cowardly commissar. Particularly now that he has the relentlessly holy St. Celestine looking over his shoulder ...

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    04 Sep 2025

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    "And so it came to pass that the most faithful servant of the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, did pass into His Grace at the age of one hundred and thirty-four. He was buried with all the honors accrued to him in his long life of service to the glory of the Imperium of Man. Yet it was whispered among some of the regiments whom he had so served that Cain's loyalty to Him-on-Earth would not be chained by death, and that he who had fought and bled for Him would not refuse the call to aid His people again ..." --Excerpt from the Hagiography of St. Ciaphas of Valhalla and Perlia, M42

    "Stop frakking praying to me!" --Unknown piece of paper found on Valhalla, M42

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    04 Sep 2025

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    Ciaphas Cain is supposed to be dead. Nevertheless, he still has a lot to say. Now where the frak is he, and why can't he seem to run away from the enemy?

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    04 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    It's a miracle from the Emperor that Commissar Ciaphas Cain isn't dead yet. But has his luck run out once a powerful Inquisitor notices and wants to test if he truly has the Emperor's blessing?

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    04 Sep 2025