SmileyTheDog
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"No fair! How did you even beat 5 aces?!" Stan argued, smacking the table for good measure.
His boss just chuckled. "Maybe sneak in a few more cards next time, dude."
Stan huffed. "Who's idea was it to play strip poker anyway?"
"Yours. S' better than losing money, isn't it?"
(Or: Stanley needs somewhere to stay for the winter, and Soos can't resist a stray)
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He pushed through a curtain of silver falls and Stan laid on the other side.
Flowers and grass were visibly growing around her where she laid curled around her stomach, gnomes surrounding her to stare but not one getting within a foot of her.
There was blood on her dress.
(Or: Jersey Girls Are Easy Pt. 2 - egg laying boogaloo)
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- Part 2 of Its a gnome!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It started out the way a lot of things had been starting since Carla first hit on the both of them - by Carla asking a very invasive twin question and Stanley being very determined to give her an answer.
"If you're identical does that mean you're identical down there too?" She had asked, and Ford had immediately said that theoretically, yes they would be, but no, that wasn't good enough for Stanley. Stanley laughed himself red in the face, said something about how maybe one of them was bigger, called her a baby cow as a term of endearment and then walked straight into a locker. Ford wasn't even sure exactly why Stanley needed to confirm it, he wouldn't be able to say a thing about it to her without throwing up anyway, but whenever it was just the two of them Stanley regained his ability to speak coherently specifically to nag Ford. He had done it their entire walk home and he was continuing while Ford was trying to do their homework.
(Or: One of Stan's greatest shames is his small p(hinger prints))
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Stan was getting used to only sleeping for three hours at a time, about as used to it as anyone could get. Setting the three-hour egg timer felt like sentencing but of course his Ford juniors could sleep through starving to death so it was the only alarm he had. 'It's normal' that quack doctor said. Nothing about babies is normal.
He shuffled out of the nursery, egg timer ticking away in his hand. Ford had been trying to make an alarm that could possibly wake him up, but then Stan would have to pump so Ford would have something to feed them, and Stan didn't want to commit any amount of his day to squeezing a stupid glass boob horn, so he told him not to bother.
(Or: Postpartum heats are hard)
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- Part 7 of Unlinked Stancest ABO Fics
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Ford shuffle-squirmed until he could see some sort of throne. It seemed to me made out of a large tree warped and braided possibly hundreds of years ago, cultivated for something much larger than a gnome. Two thick legs were crossed one over the other, thin white fabric draped over them. Ford couldn't see their face or torso behind a veil of dichondra, but they were large, confident in their seat. Was that what female gnomes looked like?
"We want to give him the death penalty, my lady!"
Thick fingers poked between the thin vines, and parted them gently. "Francis, you always want the death penalty." The queen of gnomes spoke, her voice low and gravelly with... A jersey accent? It took Ford a second to recognize that round nose, that square jaw, those broad shoulders.
(Or: Stan the gnome queen)
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- Part 1 of Its a gnome!!!!!!!!!!!!
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