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Why No One Will Miss Me by KittyBlush (juicyjub07)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jul 2025
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The whole thing—the complete lack of care from anyone involved—is starting to really grind on Draco Malfoy.
So, after four days of Granger mysteriously failing to show up at work, Draco does what any morally ambiguous, mildly concerned coworker would do: he breaks into her office. After all, a witch like her doesn’t just vanish without leaving a color-coded memo detailing the reasons of her absence.
But what he finds is a hell of a lot messier than any of her labels.
**NOW COMPLETE***
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After many months of self-denial, Hermione receives an envelope of explicit photos of her and a one night stand she had four months earlier.
She could have ignored what seeing those photos made her feel, but the vile message attached that threatened to leak the photos to the press was the catalyst to accept the truth. Hermione has a stalker.
Her reputation had struggled in the last year, as well as some of her confidence.
When she seek's Harry’s advice, it is sad, but honest. The ministry is in turmoil as crime is on the rise and targeted muggleborn attacks are spreading. Harry suggests hiring a private investigation firm that he's worked with in the past and Hermione reluctantly agrees.
The P.I. handling her case is, none other than Draco Malfoy, the man in the photos from her one night stand.
As their path takes sharper and darker turns, Hermione and Draco have to risk their own secrets coming forth to keep each other and the rest of the ones they love safe.
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Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?
Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?
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In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.Series
- Part 1 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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The Scavenger Hunt by emeraldsinthedark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
14 May 2024
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“Parvati Patil and Seamus Finnegan.” Both Parvati and Seamus smiled at each other widely and walked up, leaving just three more students. Hermione scanned the room: Ernie MacMillan, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy.
Please don't be Malfoy,
Please don't be Malfoy, she begged internally.“Ernest MacMillan and Luna Lovegood,”
Fuck, fucking fuck.
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Hermione wants nothing more than to never see Hogwarts again but as she tries to move forward with her life, the mandatory return of all 8th-year students and the announcement of the year-long Unity Project, called the Scavenger Hunt, adds more weight to her already full mental load. To make matters worse, she's paired with her worst enemy, Draco Malfoy.As the year progresses, unlikely partners face challenges together in various Scavenger Hunts, testing their teamwork, resilience, and eventual understanding.
Will the Wizarding World heal or will these Gryffindor/ Slytherin duos tear each other apart?
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“Mother... if I were... In the event that one found oneself... shall we say interested in interacting with someone who was not normally included in our social circles, would that... would one find oneself quite dismissed from the family, do you suppose?”
The first wizarding war didn't end. It just changed tactics.
Hidden in bureaucracy, buried in laws, and baked into bloodlines, wizarding society is still divided into those who belong, and those who don't. But Hermione Granger has never backed down from a challenge, and she's never wanted anything more than to belong.
Not every war is fought with battles and curses. Some are fought with hushed conversations, careful compromises, and a revolution that begins in a library.
[This story begins in third year and updates Sundays and Tuesdays.]
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- Part 1 of The Quiet War