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After a vampire hunt went awry, Dean lost his memories. He forgot his time in hell, purgatory, and the soldier his father forced him to be. Monsters, angels, demons, and all these crazy creatures existed and Dean—well Dean…didn’t know how to feel about all that. His brother sounded like he spent one too many nights in a looney bin. The world sounded insane coming from Sam’s mouth. But Castiel felt real. Cas was there when Dean woke up. Always there when the panic attacks hit, sleeping in his room, and looking at him like he mattered. Dean drew the only conclusion that makes sense: they must be together.
Cas should correct him. He should tell him this was wishful thinking born from confusion and proximity from years of almosts. But Cas was human now and this version of Dean was softer and gentler than he’d ever known, untouched by years of trauma he buried deep. Who was he to ruin that perception? When Sam kept pushing to restore Dean’s memories, Cas found himself asking the question he never dared to before: Is the old Dean worth saving?
Season 9 rewrite. Amnesia fic. No Ezekiel.
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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Punish me, Professor, I dare you. by MadameStephanie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2026
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"I'll show you what it's like when I'm truly mad at a student then."
𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵, 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴.
"Try me." I whisper to him with a daring look.Reader is a student at Hogwarts, and a super rebel with Snape. She gives him hell in every way she can to break his stern behavior, she teases him until he can't take it anymore, and makes him break out of his character, all the while leaving no open spots for Snape to discipline her. However, soon enough Snape will realize that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... The reader has a secret power she keeps under a veil, even from Snape, but a certain attack leaves the both of them vulnerable which triggers a whole new set of changes. This fic is a Power Struggle, rebellion mixed with spicy romance and lots of steamy scenarios.
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Frank Langdon thinks Mel King needs to loosen up. Mel thinks Frank needs to be humbled. Somewhere in the middle, they accidentally fall in love.
or - pride and prejudice and the pitt
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If Jisung wants something, Minho wants to give it to him. It’s that simple. It should be that simple. Of course he’d be careful, but…
But Chan’s reasonable. Chan’s right.
He shouldn’t risk the friendship like that.
“Fine. I’m not gonna fuck Jisung.”
Sweaty palms drip the flesh of Jisung’s hips, pants and heavy breaths echoing in the room as Minho slams into him, the slapping of skin punctuating each thrust.
“Hah–harder, hyung! Don’t–stop–!”
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With long days on the farm and an infant wreaking havoc on their immune systems, Amani and Semeru are living their lives in wedded bliss when Deno brings news of an unknown disturbance lurking through the wreckage of Old Istana.
As Amani returns to the ocean to look into the source of unrest, she and Deno uncover a new threat that will rattle the foundation of the Merfolk Kingdom and push Amani, and her magic, to the limit.*This piece is complete, so I'll be uploading chapters as I edit them and adding tags along the way*
**Standard disclaimer: I do not own the Coral Island characters; No beta. All mistakes are mine.Series
- Part 4 of Kingdom Come Undone
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The three of you go down to visit Fort Myers beach because Armand would like to expand his sea-shell collection.
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Gonna be honest, I don’t expect a lot of people to read these. Posting them for funsies! My first work in my Devil’s Minion(s) series!
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- Part 1 of Devil’s Minion(s)
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Sometimes You Reach What's Realest By Making Believe by Empress_of_hugs
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
05 May 2026
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As a young princess, Emily knows two things for certain: Prince Aaron Hotchner is her best friend, and his little sister princess JJ is her very bestest friend. Forever. As she gets a little older though, it looks like her cozy life isn’t going to last forever, and what’s worse, she might even lose JJ.
As for Hotchner, he has plans. Plans that are carefully thought out and meticulously put together. So of course his hothead of a betrothed is going to get in the way. 🙄
A somewhat wacky retelling of the story of the princess in the tower, starring the early seasons BAU cast and my completely messed up imagination.
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Frame of Lies by KingRat77
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who (1963), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who, Classic Doctor Who
06 May 2026
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The Ninth Doctor finds himself and Rose embroiled in a kidnap and ransom scheme involving a younger self; unbeknownst to him, it has begun to affect other incarnations as well. It could start events rolling into war and disaster far sooner than he remembers.
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Scott wants a gender-affirming haircut. Stiles has scissors, his father’s razor, a YouTube tutorial, and a dream.
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- Part 3 of Sciles fics!
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i'll tell you my sins (and you can sharpen your knife) by paledyingrose
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 May 2026
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Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander have been preparing for the Hunger Games their entire lives as citizens of Districts One and Two. In their final year of eligibility, both of their names are called at the annual Reaping ceremony.
During training week, Shane realizes he wants nothing more than to bury his knife in Ilya’s throat, and Ilya can’t seem to resist trying to provoke him into doing it.
The problem is, that eventually, killing each other stops being the only thing they want—and the Capitol is determined to make a spectacle out of every second of it.Or: a Hollanov Hunger Games AU :)
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“I think most omegas should be lucky to experience their alpha’s rut so early after being wed,” Michaela said, “so they know what they’re getting into.”
Francesca looked up at her. “And what do you think you’re getting into?”
Or: Francesca and Michaela are newlyweds who meet their first fork in the road when, just after tying the knot, Francesca's rut is upon them. They head into the country to wait it out... but will the mild-mannered alpha Michaela knows so well be the same alpha she has to help through their rut?
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Dr. Lando Norris has never met Dr. Oscar Piastri.
This does not stop the nurses from referring to Oscar as “your neurosurgeon.”
This does not stop Neuro from calling Lando “Oscar’s ER doctor.”
This does not stop someone from starting a betting pool and three separate shipping group chats.
As far as Lando is concerned, Dr. Piastri is just a name in the chart: precise, terrifyingly competent, and allergic to unnecessary words.
As far as Oscar is concerned, Dr. Norris is a man who writes relevant clinical notes, straight to the point and always accurate.They work well together.
They trust each other.
But they have never met.The hospital thinks this is romantic.
Unfortunately, the hospital may be right.
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- Part 6 of Landoscar Anthology
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Burglar of Hogwarts by AceBananaBoy
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2026
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Bilbo has been invited to Hogwarts, the biggest magic school in middle Earth...in his sixth year. Rather unusual for a hobbit, but hey, Bilbo is excited to go and somehow in only one year he will manage to join a company of the most trouble-causing dwarves, search for gold, force a prince into a baking club, piss off the headmaster, piss of an elf king, piss off a small hamlet and accidently get the attention of Orcs, followers of the darkest wizard Smaug. Easy to say, studying at Hogwarts is the least of Bilbos worries.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbit in Hogwarts
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A Selection of What Remains by DefinitelyNotTherapy8
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender: Chronicles of the Avatar Novels - Various, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
05 May 2026
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The Avatar is dead.
The war should have ended with Sozin’s Comet. Instead, it became something else.
Ten years later, the Phoenix Empire controls the world through occupation, surveillance, and a system that tracks benders by bloodline. No element is safe. Under the guise of unity, the Empire has begun enforcing arranged marriages between citizens and benders; binding power, loyalty, and lineage into something it can monitor, control, and, if necessary, eliminate.
The resistance survives in fragments. Katara survives by refusing to look back. She does not think about the boy who believed in balance. She does not think about the war that never ended. And she does not think about the prince who chose the other side.
Some things don’t stay buried.
When her name appears on the Empire’s registry, survival is no longer enough. Pulled into a system designed to control power, and the people who carry it. Katara is forced to navigate shifting alliances, impossible choices, and a past that refuses to remain where she left it.
Including him.
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Pomni and Jax will not address the elephant in the room. That being that they constantly end up in situations where they end up cuddling. But it’s not intentional, and it's not implicative, and it definitely doesn’t mean anything. So they will continue not addressing it.
AKA 5 times fic for platonic funnybunny cuddle piles.
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Five years after the war, "Unity" is the Ministry’s favorite buzzword. Everyone has made nice—Harry is grabbing drinks with Nott, and Pansy is Ginny’s best friend. The only two 'Last Holdouts' are Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, who still trade insults like they’re paid for it.
But the insults are a mask for a much more dangerous obsession involving sugar quills, lakeside voyeurism, and a devastating amount of pining. When their "well-meaning" friends lock them in a sentient vault for twenty-four hours, the mask doesn't just slip—it burns.
A story of why you should never challenge a Gryffindor’s focus or a Slytherin’s hunger.
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"Yeah, yeah – laugh all you want. I see you’re still making fun of us older people,” Eddie drawls out as he leans his arms on the roof of the car, lowering his head to look at him. The t-shirt underneath his leather jacket is riding up, showing a trail of dark hair disappearing beneath the jeans.
Steve’s not laughing anymore.
“See you, Munson,” Steve says, lifting his gaze a second too late; he knows Eddie has seen his eyes linger. Eddie pats the roof twice in goodbye and slams the door shut, sauntering towards the trailer.
“Was that just me, or...” Vickie whispers.
“Yep,” Robin interjects. “Could cut the tension with a fucking knife.”
Steve squeezes his eyes shut, groaning.
“Don’t start, Robin.”
Or: Steve Harrington moves to Hawkins, trading his parents' empty mansion for a rental and a job at the local repair shop. He's looking for peace and quiet. Instead, he hires Eddie Munson as a mover, steals his rings, and learns that sometimes, finding balance requires embracing a little chaos.
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To anyone watching, you’re a picture.
To him, you’re a problem.
To you, he’s a sickness under your tongue.
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?