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“I think most omegas should be lucky to experience their alpha’s rut so early after being wed,” Michaela said, “so they know what they’re getting into.”
Francesca looked up at her. “And what do you think you’re getting into?”
Or: Francesca and Michaela are newlyweds who meet their first fork in the road when, just after tying the knot, Francesca's rut is upon them. They head into the country to wait it out... but will the mild-mannered alpha Michaela knows so well be the same alpha she has to help through their rut?
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Dr. Lando Norris has never met Dr. Oscar Piastri.
This does not stop the nurses from referring to Oscar as “your neurosurgeon.”
This does not stop Neuro from calling Lando “Oscar’s ER doctor.”
This does not stop someone from starting a betting pool and three separate shipping group chats.
As far as Lando is concerned, Dr. Piastri is just a name in the chart: precise, terrifyingly competent, and allergic to unnecessary words. As far as Oscar is concerned, Dr. Norris is a man who writes relevant clinical notes, to the point and always accurate.They work well together.
They trust each other.
But they have never met.The hospital thinks this is romantic.
Unfortunately, the hospital may be right.
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- Part 6 of Landoscar Anthology
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Burglar of Hogwarts by AceBananaBoy
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2026
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Bilbo has been invited to Hogwarts, the biggest magic school in middle Earth...in his sixth year. Rather unusual for a hobbit, but hey, Bilbo is excited to go and somehow in only one year he will manage to join a company of the most trouble-causing dwarves, search for gold, force a prince into a baking club, piss off the headmaster, piss of an elf king, piss off a small hamlet and accidently get the attention of Orcs, followers of the darkest wizard Smaug. Easy to say, studying at Hogwarts is the least of Bilbos worries.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbit in Hogwarts
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A Selection of What Remains by DefinitelyNotTherapy8
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender: Chronicles of the Avatar Novels - Various, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
05 May 2026
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The Avatar is dead.
The war should have ended with Sozin’s Comet. Instead, it became something else.
Ten years later, the Phoenix Empire controls the world through occupation, surveillance, and a system that tracks benders by bloodline. No element is safe. Under the guise of unity, the Empire has begun enforcing arranged marriages between citizens and benders; binding power, loyalty, and lineage into something it can monitor, control, and, if necessary, eliminate.
The resistance survives in fragments. Katara survives by refusing to look back. She does not think about the boy who believed in balance. She does not think about the war that never ended. And she does not think about the prince who chose the other side.
Some things don’t stay buried.
When her name appears on the Empire’s registry, survival is no longer enough. Pulled into a system designed to control power, and the people who carry it. Katara is forced to navigate shifting alliances, impossible choices, and a past that refuses to remain where she left it.
Including him.
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Pomni and Jax will not address the elephant in the room. That being that they constantly end up in situations where they end up cuddling. But it’s not intentional, and it's not implicative, and it definitely doesn’t mean anything. So they will continue not addressing it.
AKA 5 times fic for platonic funnybunny cuddle piles.
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Five years after the war, "Unity" is the Ministry’s favorite buzzword. Everyone has made nice—Harry is grabbing drinks with Nott, and Pansy is Ginny’s best friend. The only two 'Last Holdouts' are Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, who still trade insults like they’re paid for it.
But the insults are a mask for a much more dangerous obsession involving sugar quills, lakeside voyeurism, and a devastating amount of pining. When their "well-meaning" friends lock them in a sentient vault for twenty-four hours, the mask doesn't just slip—it burns.
A story of why you should never challenge a Gryffindor’s focus or a Slytherin’s hunger.
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"Yeah, yeah – laugh all you want. I see you’re still making fun of us older people,” Eddie drawls out as he leans his arms on the roof of the car, lowering his head to look at him. The t-shirt underneath his leather jacket is riding up, showing a trail of dark hair disappearing beneath the jeans.
Steve’s not laughing anymore.
“See you, Munson,” Steve says, lifting his gaze a second too late; he knows Eddie has seen his eyes linger. Eddie pats the roof twice in goodbye and slams the door shut, sauntering towards the trailer.
“Was that just me, or...” Vickie whispers.
“Yep,” Robin interjects. “Could cut the tension with a fucking knife.”
Steve squeezes his eyes shut, groaning.
“Don’t start, Robin.”
Or: Steve Harrington moves to Hawkins, trading his parents' empty mansion for a rental and a job at the local repair shop. He's looking for peace and quiet. Instead, he hires Eddie Munson as a mover, steals his rings, and learns that sometimes, finding balance requires embracing a little chaos.
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To anyone watching, you’re a picture.
To him, you’re a problem.
To you, he’s a sickness under your tongue.
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After Hermione is (unfairly) sent to work in the Auror office, where Malfoy will be her supervisor for a whole bloody month, it seems like all hope of achieving her promotion is lost.
Until she finds a letter addressed to her—a filthy letter. And based on the incriminating position she finds Malfoy in when she confronts him—midway through a wank—there’s only one person who could have written it.
Perhaps they can help each other: early release in exchange for participating in the dirty scenarios in his unsent letters. Two weeks of no-strings sex with Malfoy and then they’ll go their separate ways—right?
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Miya Atsumu spends most of his time looking up at the sky.
He’s been obsessed with it since he was young, if he’s honest. His earliest memories are on a rooftop in Nova Spire, the sky sprawling out above him, sparkling with stars, and the city laid below it like a mirror. He remembers thinking that he was both lucky and cursed, to be born on planet Vox, where it feels like stars are close enough to touch. He can recall, acutely, the feeling that somewhere out there, maybe on some distant planet, he could one day find something that was shaped like home.
Now, at twenty-four, he has not broken the habit of constantly craning his neck to the stars. It is involuntary. Miya Atsumu loves the sky.
When he is not staring up at it, he is probably punching aliens.
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(AKA the sci-fi Sakuatsu fic that nobody asked for)- Language:
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Magic
This world of fucking magic
So unfair, it's unfair.
Why not him?
Why him?
He caught a glimpse of light above the surface, the moon, it was peeking through and seeping into his cheeks. He saw shadows above him, but he couldn't tell who they were.
His sister? Aang? Dad?…some goddamn spirits?
or; what if Sokka and Zuko got stranded and had to survive? Are they gonna work together even as sworn enemies?
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If You Stumble Into Love, Go All The Way by ZenMorveren
Fandoms: ด้วงกับเธอ | Duang With You (TV)
05 May 2026
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Pae invites his friends on a painting trip, saying that they haven't been spending much time together. Really, it's because he wants to ask them for dating advice. He is in love with Tong, but doesn't know how to take the next step, or if he should even risk the friendship they have forged.
But Tong has been waiting a long time for Pae to show any interest in him, also worried about risking what they have. So when he shows up at his door, he isn't sure what to do.
This is post-canon and giving Pae and Tong the love story I think they deserve ❤️
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- Part 5 of Puppy Duang and Princess Qin
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When a storm-chasing meteorologist and an extreme weather photographer intercept on the job, lightning strikes—and conditions become favorable for far more than a few tornadoes.
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Artemis Fowl and the Gentle Critic by yourangelofmusic
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Original Work
05 May 2026
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When a strange magical glitch drops Artemis Fowl straight into the bedroom of Mirelle Murati, a tall, book‑obsessed, sarcastic teenage girl, both of their lives get thrown off balance in ways neither expected.
Mirelle is unimpressed, blunt, and a little too honest about what she thinks of Artemis’s world — especially the fairies he knows. Artemis, used to being feared or admired, has no idea what to do with someone who treats him like a normal (if slightly annoying) boy.
Forced to stay with her while he figures out how to return home, Artemis finds himself drawn to Mirelle’s warmth, wit, and the quiet excitement she tries to hide. Mirelle, who reads everything except romance, slowly realises she might be living one.
As they spend more time together, their banter softens into something deeper. Artemis learns how to be vulnerable; Mirelle learns how to trust someone who terrifies and fascinates her in equal measure. Their connection grows in small, intimate moments — the kind that sneak up on them both.
The story follows their emotional journey as they navigate:
unexpected closeness
clashing personalities
growing affection
and the question of what happens when Artemis finally finds a way home.- Language:
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Reese and Malcolm are together. They're brothers and now they're also... something else. Reese isn't sure how long it will last. Or where it will take them. The only thing he is sure about is that he needs Malcolm. Maybe more then Malcolm needs him.
Set during and around the episode "Malcolm's Car". Follows the boys through their relationship, friendships, and them figuring out how much they're worth to each other when their secret is on the line.
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- Part 4 of Malcolm and Reese
- Part 6 of my anon works💀
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She drafted the plan. He crashed it…and stole her pen.
Marinette Dupain-Cheng lives by structure. By day, she’s a polished journalist at The Daily Fold. By night, she’s Ladybug, an anonymous columnist famed for ruthless honesty about modern love. After a brutal public humiliation by her ex, Marinette retaliates by publishing The Impossible List: ten wildly unrealistic standards for any future partner.
Enter Adrien Agreste. Formula One’s disgraced prodigy, freshly back from exile after a career-ending scandal and a year the world refuses to forget. He wants redemption, privacy, and one secret left buried.
An airport meet-cute sparks the unexpected, and Marinette is soon assigned to follow Adrien’s high-stakes comeback—despite knowing nothing about F1 and swearing off complicated men. As they race across continents and headlines, her Impossible List begins to unravel. Adrien isn’t just meeting her standards; he’s redefining them.
But when the truth behind his fall threatens to explode, Marinette must choose: publish the story that could define her career, or protect the man who’s quietly claimed her heart.
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James plans to impress Zoe with home cooked food, his siblings cast doubt on the idea.
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What if I placed Trinity Santos and Baran Al-Hashimi into Call Me By Your Name
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Downforce by kngfscrs
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Formula 1 RPF, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 May 2026
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“What the fuck, Rozanov? I was ahead at the apex,” Hollander continued, pushing his visor back so that Ilya could see his brown eyes filled with anger and frustration. “Why didn’t you back down?”
“You did not leave me any space."
“I didn’t have to. I was in front! Were you fucking blind out there?”
Ilya blinked a few times, trying to merge the two angry Mercedes drivers in front of him back into one. When he wasn’t answering, Hollander tried shoving him a second time, which is exactly how they ended up pushing each other, nearly stumbling over the wheel of Ilya’s McLaren and into the soaking wet gravel. “Fuck off, Hollander. Is not my fault that you can’t drive."
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Or: AU where Shane and Ilya became Formula 1 drivers instead of NHL hockey players
Spoiler: they break up in 2016 and this might or might not be heavily inspired by another break-up that happened in 2016 (if you know you know).new chapter approx. every 3 days :)
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Jack Abbot is a man in constant motion, until a romance novelist shows up to stop him in his tracks. He's just doing a friend a favor, she's just trying to interview him for a book.