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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a canon folder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
OR.
Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn.
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23 Feb 2026
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Severus looked down and came face to face with a miniature version of himself. The boy’s big green eyes, Lily’s eyes— Severus made the connection without meaning to— peered up at him through dark, wet lashes. He was covered in bruises, his clothes stained with blood. They looked like rags the way they hung off his bony frame. It was the middle of summer, arguably one of the hottest mornings so far; the boy was still trembling.
Aunt Petunia makes a nasty comment about Lily, a lie meant to make herself feel better about her own life. Harry believes it. His dad didn’t die in a car crush with his mum, he’s still alive! And his name is Severus Snape.
Magic is belief. Magic is intention. Magic is love— Harry Potter really wants to be loved. He really wants a dad too.
Magic decides to make it true.
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Step one: Hold Tobirama’s hand in public.
Step two: Call him “my husband” loudly.
Step three: Kiss him.Hashirama is trying very hard to prove a point.
Unfortunately, the point keeps missing its target.
Marriage proposals for both of them continue.
Clans whisper about “strong sibling bond.”
Meanwhile, Tobirama is torn between murder and fondness and Hashirama is one affectionate gesture away from climbing into Tobirama’s lap during diplomatic talks.
The misunderstanding lasts far longer than it should.
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20 Feb 2026
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Not Compatible by Talthecap
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Pacific Rim (Movies)
30 Dec 2021
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“Suit up!” Shen Qingqiu snapped before he moved over to disengage Liu Qingge’s rig and drag the unconscious man, none too gently, into the corner Shang Qinghua had been seated in earlier. Shang Qinghua watched all of this in horror.
Was Shen Qingq-
Had he gone mad?!
Did he not know what could go wrong with an unstable neural handshake??
Shang Qinghua had been put in clean-up for a reason!
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Shang Qinghua finds himself drift compatible with a specific type of pilot.
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19 Feb 2026
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Failure is in the Eye of the Beholder by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Dec 2025
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Pei Xudong goes into this expecting Shen Jiu to despise her by the end. She edged him out of the head disciple's position. She was the succeeding disciple and the Peak Lord, not him. Shen Jiu is sincere in his congratulations? Shen Jiu is happy for her? What's this?
You're telling Shen Jiu that his shimei, one of the ones that actually respects him, is going to deal with all the people he hates forever? That she would teach snotty brats instead? That he could stay in his own house and research by himself and go on all the trips he wants? Yeah, no, he's cool with that.
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19 Feb 2026
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:D Shen Jiu gets to have a lovely house and nerd away and travel and have the Bestest Peak Lord to report all his random research binge findings to and-