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    Nothing but a Rebound by

    Fandoms: Cobra Kai (Web Series), Karate Kid (Movies)  

    14 Jun 2020

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    After being dumped by Ali, Johnny has an idea - date Daniel LaRusso to piss her off.

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    18 Feb 2025

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    A good Life by

    Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

    22 Sep 2022

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    Remember how Barbossa dies at the end of the fifth movie and we all went 'Hey that's our dad!'

    Hector Barbossa doesn't die in this one. Instead he gets to grow old.

     

    Aka the one in which he and Jack finally get their shit together after everything that has happened to them and remember that they actually like each other

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    20 Feb 2024

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    And The Moon Shall Orbit Its Earth by

    Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

    14 Apr 2023

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    I was bored, and naturally in boredom we may find ourselves engaging in the most curious of activities. Like the theory of a person in a room with a shock machine who, if left long enough, will resort to shocking themselves with the machine due to that incessant boredom.
    I am not crazy (I hope), but I must warn those who do not read the tags: it is not for the light of heart. If you dislike the tags, don't read it. They're there for a reason.

    This is an AU where Jack does not shoot Barbossa at the end of Curse of the Black Pearl, and is instead captured by the royal navy. His mutinous first mate and a select few of his crew manage to escape, while he is bound for the noose. Until corrupt navy soldiers decide to make their profit off of him by selling him into sex slavery.

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    20 Feb 2024

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    Anthony and Erin by

    Fandoms: Blue Bloods (TV)  

    17 Feb 2024

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    Anthony and Erin get stuck in a supply closet together. Fun ensues...

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    18 Dec 2023

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    Maybe you talk too much and you were asking for it by

    Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

    31 Jul 2020

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    Jack Sparrow is an idiot who talks too much. Barbossa decides to shut him up... with the convenient side-effect that he will no longer be quite so horny afterwards.
    Warning: Consent is just kind of implicitly there rather than explicitly given. Just in case anyone wants to pass because of that.

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    11 Nov 2022