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    In his approximately three thousand years of life, Perseus (also going by various monikers, such as the God of Heroes, the God in Chains, the Shield of Olympus, etcetera, etcetera, although he preferred Percy) had met many mortals, few of whom had ever made much of an impression on him. But when his old friend Albus Dumbledore asks him for help to face a threat Percy knows all too well, he feels duty-bound to accept.
    Tom Riddle has returned to power and the Ministry is more interested in controlling Hogwarts than protecting its students. Enter Professor Jackson: young-looking, mysteriously powerful, and completely unimpressed by authority. His Defence classes focus on one simple lesson: How Not to Die.

    Harry Potter feels an odd connection to his new professor, something that makes his scar prickle with warmth rather than pain. Professor Jackson seems familiar in a way Harry can't explain, and as Harry grows closer to his erstwhile mentor, he realises there's far more to the man than meets the eye.

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    Percy Jackson hasn’t been back to Wayne Manor in years. Which is fair, since Bruce’s idea of parenting was shipping him off to boarding schools and hoping for the best. But when your supposed to be dead brother turns out to be very much not dead, you kind of have to check in.

    Now Percy’s dealing with one brother who won’t stop apologizing, one who runs entirely on caffeine, and one who might actually stab him. Bruce says he’s trying, but emotional avoidance in designer suits is still his specialty.

    Percy’s considering running. But Alfred made waffles. And unfortunately, Percy is very food motivated.

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    Danny was sent away by his father Bruce Wayne for his safety to go and live with his uncle in a small town in Illinois. Danny then grows up there feeling unwanted and has a lab accident that kills him and becomes the future ghost king. Guess Bruce’s plan didn’t work and to top it off the Justice league has to save Danny who has been trapped in the GIW then he has to go back home to Gotham with that family that has been keeping secrets from him for years, but Danny is also has secrets that he doesn’t trust with his family who gave him up…well other than Jason. I mean can you blame him.

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    07 Jun 2025

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    Children’s hair sometimes changes color as you grow. When he’s young enough for it not to be unusual, but old enough to know he’ll get in trouble for doing something ‘freakish’ again, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair.

    It changes everything about who he identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily turns out to be a much better influence.
    So instead of seeing a scruffy, most-likely-muggleborn boy standing beside him in Madam Malkin's before their first year, Draco only has eyes for the scarlet-haired, green-eyed creature who just walked into his life. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive Hogwarts.

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    It all started with one casually thrown phrase.

    “If I get a girlfriend, I’ll have to give her something.”

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    22 May 2025