TheSpireSleeps
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- Formula 1 RPF (8)
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and though You hung up long ago (I never finish our talks) by TheSpireSleeps
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
08 Sep 2025
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“Champagne,” Max grins, sticking his tongue out slightly between his teeth. “If you want a taste.”
It should be demeaning. George should feel insulted. But of all the insults to his person that he has endured this month already, this one might just be the one he likes the most.
Because love is about finding increasingly obscure ways to avoid kissing each other.
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They find each other in every lifetime.
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The Monster's Handbook to Personhood and Other Predicaments by TheSpireSleeps
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
21 Aug 2025
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And all that would remain of the evening he shared in a secluded damp alleyway behind the Grantham karting track with a fourteen year old George Russell and two kid-sized bottles of adult champagne was the vague feeling that it was a strange, strange memory to be a part of, and the certainty that remembering more than that would mean terrible things from them both.
It's been a hundred and two years since the last time George Russell died, twenty since the last he was born. He doesn't plan on doing either of those things again—not anytime soon, at least.
But there is a problem, there always is. And of course, as always, it's Max Verstappen. -
making a son out of a man, a home out of a house, a goal out of a line by TheSpireSleeps
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
15 Aug 2025
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And he’s not looking at George’s lips, but George’s lips are the thing he happens to be looking at. Which is not the same, and George should know that, but he looks at him back like he doesn’t.
“Max,” say those lips, dry. Max thinks he could fix that, probably. “What the fuck.”
A brief exposé on why doing lines alone with the man you have a strange psychosexual obsession with is (not) a good idea.
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“George,” he moans, and shame doesn’t find him this time. If he ever meets his ancestors, he’s going to have a lot of explaining to do.
A study in Max Verstappen pathetic-isms.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to F1 Teammates by Midas Izumi (Midas_Izumi)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
31 Aug 2025
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Formula 1 is a sport in which extremely expensive cars are entrusted to two men who cannot be trusted to share a garage without psychological warfare. This inevitably produces relationships that are baffling, volatile, and occasionally illegal in seventeen jurisdictions.
The Guide helpfully categorises them using the Cube of Motorsport Entanglement™, a three-dimensional diagram that looks suspiciously like something you’d assemble from IKEA but with more screaming.
Series
- Part 19 of F1...But Cinema
Bookmarked by TheSpireSleeps
02 Sep 2025
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“This House believes,” Max says, “that you’re better off having a crush on me instead.”
What?
“First, because I am not in a relationship,” Max says.
Ha.
“Second of all, I’m better at debating.”
“That’s debatable,” George says.
Bookmarked by TheSpireSleeps
01 Sep 2025
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the devil and the prophet by isackadjar (anautumncarol) for raikkonenvettel
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
29 Aug 2025
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But all of those are just theoretical renditions of the Devil. The Devil isn't tangible, it's a feeling, a belief, an abstract concept to englobe all evils - or what the current population considers evil to be. The Devil, much like God, is not a fixed definition, cannot be perfectly defined beyond the feeling both conjure in everyone's guts. Everyone knows perfectly what they are but no one can quite define them.
The Eyeless One will be yours to conquer.
One thing's for sure, though, Kimi didn't expect to meet the Devil on a Friday at some FIA special event he was warned about a good twenty-four hours prior. But he supposes no one ever expects to meet the Devil ever.
Quite frankly, Kimi never expected his oldest prophetic dream to be about a boy with the sun in his hair, mischief in his smile and something else in his eyes.
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“One, two, three—Is this thing on?" He laughs. “Thank you for having me on your show. No, no. Thank you. What a great question. You see, the key to success in this business, well…”
His mind goes back to the body of a poor chap from Glastonbury he left in the freezer last Monday, the bits of flesh he had to scrape from the pure leather of his Oxfords."
A day in the life of a serial killer, Jack the Ripper aspirant, George. Featuring his partner and his behated cats.
Inspired by this amazing illustration by lalikeshlito.
Bookmarked by TheSpireSleeps
25 Aug 2025
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abandon all hope ye who enter here by Reythemandalor for MsMirrorball21
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
21 Aug 2025
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“Did you. . .”
“It was bad, and I didn’t come” Max rolled his eyes at George’s self-satisfied smile. A crowbar to the face with splinter those shiny white teeth, squish his nose flat, crack that round skull in two.
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Or, Max eats his teammates. Literally.
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21 Aug 2025