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Druidic Tav grew up in a nomadic clan that recorded their history through spoken word and song rather than written text. As such, she's illiterate, and one charming-ish vampire offers to help her with reading lessons and a whole lot more. Out of the goodness of his heart, of course.
Then one night, she unwittingly brings him smut for their lesson.
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"In the Embrace... of... the... Nig... Nig-het..."
"Night, sweet thing," Astarion says softly. "G beside H is silent."
"Right," Tav says, looking again. "So, In the Embrace of the Night... stalker."
"Try again."
Tav studies the letters. She spots her mistake. "Nightsucker."
Astarion nods.
She looks very pleased with herself, beaming at him. "Got it! What's the problem, again?"
The vampire closes his eyes and holds his hands in prayer position in front of his lips as if he's steeling himself. He opens his scarlet eyes and moves his hands away. "Shall I read you a page or two to start? Maybe then you'll understand."
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07 Sep 2025
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“ Did you know she refuses to believe you want her like this ? That she thinks you do not find her tempting at all ? That’s what we were arguing about on the way to your tent. She was afraid that you would be too altruistic, that because of the situation you would force yourself to lay with her.”
“What ? Of course not !” The words are out before Halsin can think about it, outraged at the thought.
“Exactly what I told her, thank you. Which brings us back to our current predicament. Since I cannot fuck her senseless through the night, you will.”
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Or mushrooms made them do it
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06 Sep 2025
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Based on a prompt given to me by a wonderful anonymous tumblr user:
Astarion/reader fic where he finds out she's never had a lover 'finish the job' so she doesn't see what all the fuss is about, and he decides to use his skills to ruin her for anyone else and show her what she's been missing out on?
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05 Sep 2025
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Astarion's hands started to move. Opening and closing. Flinching up to his chest in quick, aborted motions. Like he was trying to stop something. Starting to protect himself but but unable to complete the motion. He made a noise. A whining complaint.
Nightmare, Tav thought. That wasn't really a surprise, given the little she knew about him. She scooted closer and reached out to shake him awake.
But then Astarion made another noise. It was so quiet Tav could barely hear it. She wouldn't have, if she hadn't moved close. It was so much softer than any sound he ever made while awake. Something halfway between a gasp and a sob. Stifled, like he was trying not to be heard.
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- Part 1 of Bard And Rogue Are Friends
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05 Sep 2025
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When Hermione Granger rewinds time from the Battle of Hogwarts to the start of Fourth Year, her short-term goal is simple: make things marginally better. Keep Harry alive. Keep Cedric alive. Maybe prevent Ron from becoming a jealous prat.
Except “simple” doesn’t account for Theodore Nott—a sharp-eyed Seer with a habit of showing up exactly when he shouldn’t—who seems determined to worm his way into Hermione’s plans… and maybe her heart.
Meanwhile, Harry is contending with being thrown into Death Tournament 1994 with an unhappy wand. Something’s definitely off with Hermione—but it’s hard to focus on that when Cedric Diggory is absurdly handsome, devastatingly kind, and, for some reason, seems to actually like Harry.
The graveyard is inevitable—but the outcome isn't.
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Switching POVs Hermione & Harry | Hermione Granger Wakes Up and Chooses Violence (and Legal Action) | Harry “Please Keep Kissing Me” Potter Is Distracted | Death Tournament But Make It Gay | Harry Potter and the Inability to Recognize Jealousy | Golden Prince Cedric Diggory
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01 Sep 2025