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The station commander’s pasty forehead is beading sweat, with dark patches under his arms staining his grey uniform, and his eyes are bulging like he’s been in partial vacuum. Edwin’s first impression, as he blinks away the airlock alert flare, is that he looks like something out of the black and white horror movies his mom used to call up from the university archives to watch with him as a kid. The fact that the first thing Cupp says is, “I hear you have a conservatory with non-artificial avian pollinators,” doesn’t help with the bulging thing.
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Processing Time by Toft for songofsunset
Fandoms: Fandom For Robots - Vina Jie-Min Prasad
18 Dec 2024
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[bjornruffian] ohhhh like a friend for him???? YES omg I LOVE THIS. Wait it’s going to end badly for this robot right? OH NO IM ALREADY HEARTBROKEN HOW CAN I BE SO INVESTED ALREADY
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It's difficult being so wholesome that the woman of your dreams doesn't realize you're trying to seduce her.
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This fic, like Alex Horne, is very short.
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Two immortals meet at a party in the past, a long time from now. (Written in 2009)
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Companion!Harold verse by Toft
Fandom Person of Interest (TV), Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey
13 Feb 2016
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"We're going to pretend Elis got his own room," he tells Vin.
"Oh yeah?" asks Vin, giving him a sidelong sceptical glance as he helps himself to a pizza slice. "Why's that, then?"
"Well, I can't have anyone thinking my resolve has crumbled," says John, as if this is perfectly logical. It's only for Vin's sake that he's offering an attempt at an explanation. Elis will always acquiesce to John, even when John is being unreasonable. It's largely how they've remained friends for so long.
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Hit the Bricks! Four Things Not to Miss in Lego City Old Town by ellen_fremedon for molybdomantic
Fandoms: LEGO Botanical Garden, LEGO Natural History Museum
07 Dec 2025
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Four moments in Lego-Duplo relations.
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01 Jan 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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31 Dec 2025
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The Interdepartmental Politics of Snake Selection by serakit for theblakery
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion of Your Thesis Defense - Luke Burns
19 Nov 2025
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Selected interoffice memos regarding the assignment and procurement of snakes for the Spring 2026 term
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31 Dec 2025
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Baldrick attempts to bring some Christmas cheer to the dugout with a touch of greenery. Well, brownery.
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25 Dec 2025