Turtleboy2000



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  1. Public Bookmark 5

    What He Needed Then by

    Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim  

    10 Jan 2026

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    A broken wagon wheel on the road to Whiterun should have been forgettable.

    The man stranded beside it is not.

    An AU in which Cicero is left alone, and the Listener won't leave him behind.

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    06 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

    Nothing's really sane (But everything's amazing) by

    Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Elder Scrolls  

    22 Apr 2026

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    It’s been a troubled few months for you starting with nearly getting executed and then escaping a dragon attack but you're slowly building your life back together…
    And then you become a vampire and meet a troubled jester on the road.

     

    [[Listener is based on my own LDB (female vampire bosmer) but she isn’t named and I will try to refrain from describing her appearance apart from vampire characteristics like eyes and such]]

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    05 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

    The Cliché by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    13 Apr 2026

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    A phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought.

    A cliché.

    Being rescued by a skeleton? Fake dating? One bed? A childhood best friend?

    Mutual pining?

    Well. Who could say no to all that!

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    30 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

    With or Without a Hitch by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    12 Jul 2016

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    What kind of family are they, and what kind of family do they want to make?

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    26 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 37

    A Dinner with Sans by

    Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)  

    18 May 2026

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    Verycooldude: HELLO!

    Verycooldude: YOU HAVE VERY INTERESTING ANSWERS IN YOUR PROFILE!

    Verycooldude: I HAVE NOT SEEN SOMEONE AS ENTHUSED AS YOU ARE ON THIS APP FOR DATING

    Verycooldude: THAT IS A LIE ACTUALLY

    Verycooldude: I HAVE, BUT USUALLY THEY ARE FAR MORE NAKED IN THEIR PHOTOS!

    Verycooldude: YOUR PHOTOS ARE STILL VERY NICE THOUGH!

     

    “What the…” You actually find yourself laughing at the messages. Was the person messaging you in their 60’s? It’s like they got stuck using all caps.
    You continue to read.

     

    After another failed date, in your drunken and depressed state you sign yourself up to a dating app. Little do you know you're about to be japed by a scheming, very great skeleton, into dating his almost as but none-the-less still great brother.
    Shenanigans happen.
    Dating commences.
    Innocent miscommunication ensues.

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    19 Apr 2026