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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    “Thong.” He choked out and immediately closed his eyes as cold wave of Fuck, fuck I said it, fuck, hit him. The grip around his face tightened for a second but didn’t leave.

    “That’s it? You saw my fucking thong? Are you a virgin or ‘sum?” Jason snorted. Dick carefully opened one eye to see the others amused gaze.

     

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    A songfic based on "Guess" by Charlie xcx ft Billie Eilish

    Jason wears thongs,Dick is absolutly loosing it, discovers more than one new kink and cries during sex. I think we as a society, should put more men in thongs.

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    06 May 2026

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    After he'd eaten dinner, Tim allowed himself to settle down on the couch and take out his phone to check his inbox.

    R: Hey. Based on your profile, we might be looking for the same thing. I’d love to hear more about what you’re interested in, though.

    (Against his better judgement, Tim Drake makes a Grindr profile and starts sexting with a stranger to distract himself from his life-ruining crush on the Red Hood.)

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    26 Apr 2026

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    There’s a new dating app in town, but this one is just for superheroes. You don’t use your name or callsign and there’s no photos, only a short bio. The idea is to talk about personal lives AND hero-ing without specifics, keeping both their secret identity secret and their hero persona in place.
    Dick signs Bruce up. Clark signs up willingly. They accidentally match up and even for the World's Greatest Detective, it takes a while to figure it out. In part because he isn't trying to figure it out, that's the whole point! But also because Boy Scout Superman is definitely straight and definitely not a dude who hangs out at a farm in his free time.
    And Superman is confident that Batman probably lives in some random cave system like the gremlin he is, and doubts he even HAS a secret identity because he is so consumed by his Batman persona. Even if he did, he definitely wouldn't join a dating app. That would require wanting to interact with other people and also the capability to smile.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    "Bruce." Clark turns towards him, leaning back against a bank of consoles. "We're not actually going undercover. We don't need an elaborate backstory– if anything, it'll be harder to keep straight. It doesn't have to be complicated." He spreads his hands. "Here's a story: we're members of the same elite fighting force. After years of saving each other's lives in the field, we fell in love. That's it."

    Bruce swallows past the almost-truth of it. In Clark's warm smooth radio voice, it sounds plausible. It sounds like something that could happen.

    Bruce and Clark pretend to be married for diplomatic reasons. When they return to Earth, things are a little different.

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    20 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    As with most of the best (and worst) things to happen in his life, Tim gets the notification while on patrol. At 4:30 in the morning.

    Oh, and the notification is from Grindr.

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    Kinda Fucked Up: Hey

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    11 Apr 2026