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    Popular streamer Wei Ying becomes in over his head when he accidently summons demon prince Lan Wangji.

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    17 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    Lan Zhan frowned at him for the loud noise before he glanced down, his confused and slightly annoyed expression slowly turned into a horrified one, eyes widening as he saw exactly what Wei Ying had dropped in front of him.

     
    Wei Ying slid into the opposite empty chair at the table, resting his chin on his palm. "I never knew you drew, Lan Zhan."

     
    All the blood drained from Lan Zhan's face, his grip on the pencil tightened so hard it snapped the pencil in two. Lan Zhan barely noticed as he swallowed audibly, taking a deep, shaky breath in, his other hand gripping the edge of the table just as hard.

    Or, tmw you find out your hot friend secretly wants to silence you with his (really big) cock.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    “Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji averts his gaze, as a gentleman. “Is there a good reason you are not wearing a shirt?”

    “Oh, I was cooking, and I didn’t want to get it dirty,” Wei Ying reasons. “Is that okay? I really didn’t want to have to do extra laundry.”

    “You do realise,” Lan Wangji says, slightly firmer this time. “That I am a man?”

    Or, Wei Ying moves to the city to pursue her masters, and upon Jiang Yanli's insistence, moves into her best friend Lan Wangji's apartment. Except Wei Ying's not exactly here with innocent intentions—she's here to make Lan Wangji her husband.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    He yanked on the camisole, ripping it apart in two. And that seemed just the trick to wake Wei Ying from his slumber. “Wa -? Who -? La - Lan Zhan?” Wei Ying tried to move his hand to rub the sleep off his eyes, but he couldn’t seem to move his hand. He blinked instead, and his vision did get clearer. Thankfully it was a full moon tonight, so the moon served as an adequate light source for Wei Ying to see in the dark room. “Lan Zhan, how did you get in here? What’s going on? Did someone break-in?”

    “ - Ying,” Wei Ying could only hear the soft murmur of his name being said, “Wha was sat?” Wei Ying still wasn’t fully awake yet, so he couldn’t focus on what Lan Zhan was trying to say.

    “Want to breed Wei Ying,” And with that, Wei Ying was wide awake.

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    Lan Zhan needs to claim that yingussy before anyone else does.

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    08 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    Snippets of Lan Zhan and Wei Ying roleplaying to their hearts' content.

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    01 Mar 2026