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Nicholas gives Agatha a certificate for drum lessons for her birthday. Agatha isn't very happy about it, but her opinion changes when she meets her teacher Rio, the founder of the music school.
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02 Feb 2026
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you should join my company! (that's a pyramid scheme.) by anencore
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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“Hi! We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty,” Agatha’s voice reached her ears and she had to roll her eyes at her fake cheery tone.
“Do you see any cars around?” Rio deadpanned.
“…No?”
“Exactly.”
Rio banged the door shut and against her judgment felt her lips tugging up at the way Agatha snorted behind the thick wood.
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Rio is a tired vampire and can't stand the weird saleswoman who keeps knocking on her door trying to sell some useless product despite being told to leave multiple times.
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01 Feb 2026
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i wonder which cup you'll drink from (i hope it's mine) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Mar 2025
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“And where would I do that, moron?”
“I don’t know!” Rio flounders, “In the shower?”
“You think getting myself off quietly in the shower, in the room next to your bedroom, having to be quick so the hot water doesn’t run out… is conducive to good orgasms?”
Well, when she puts it like that.
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Rio and Agatha aren’t friends. They’ll probably never be friends—they’re just wired that way. But that doesn’t stop their mutual friends from suggesting Agatha live with Rio while her divorce finalizes. If it sounds like a recipe for disaster, it probably is.
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Rio is a disillusioned 30-year-old, grad school dropout, who recently returned to her hometown to manage the local grocery store. Being a grocery store manager wasn't on her bingo card, but she's rolling with the punches. Her days are mostly painless and monotonous enough until a mysterious, gorgeous, pain in the ass customer walks through the front door.
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28 Nov 2025