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There was no way this guy was Dr. Adam Parrish. For one, he was young, Ronan’s age or maybe slightly older. For two, he was in navy scrubs, not a suit or button up like Ronan usually saw MEs wear. For three, he was fucking attractive, tall and wiry with tawny hair and deep set blue eyes and gaunt cheeks.
He was better looking than anyone working with dead people had the right to be.
“Ronan?”
Ronan was too busy ogling to notice the guy had looked his way and, shit, this was Dr. Parrish. Ronan was going to have a real fucking time of it until he was back in the van and on his way home. There was a reason why he didn’t date. He turned into a goddamn mess anytime he was around someone he even moderately liked. That, and guys weren’t usually interested in twenty-nine-year-old morticians who lived above their family’s funeral home.
- A funeral home meet-cute. -
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- Part 1 of Worst Fanfic Prompts
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15 Dec 2024
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The new barista at Fox Way Cafe was hot as shit.
Or Ronan Lynch hoped he was new. That was the only reasonable excuse why the barista sucked at barista-ing and seemed to provide the fucking worst customer service known to man. The way the guy’s thin smile faltered when he asked someone how he could help them said he’d rather throw himself into an active volcano — or possibly a tiny metal pitcher of freshly steamed milk, given the setting — than take another order for a nonfat pumpkin spice peppermint patty latte with almond milk or whatever, but damn, Ronan would stand in line all day if it meant watching the new guy epically fail at providing a good customer experience.
Ronan Lynch doesn't mean to become a regular at Fox Way Cafe, but when he sees the cafe's newest employee for the first time, he decides to keep going back again, and again, and again.
At least until the new barista learns how to spell his name...
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07 Dec 2024
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"When you learned that magic was real, did you ever think it would be like this?" Adam asked, taking the dreamt thing from Ronan's paralyzed hands. The dark, pointed tip curved inward, tracing the lines of Adam's fine hands until it began moving towards his boney wrist. Its tapered mass looked like most monstrous toys, but there was something distinctly alive about this one.
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- Part 3 of Summer Magic
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09 Nov 2024
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He wanted to join the frat. He wanted to get fucked. There was no real objection to it, apart from it being sprung on him. But he’d rationalised it in his head, practically made a damn pros and cons list and everything had come up on the affirmative. He was going to let himself get gangbanged to join a fraternity.
His stomach flipped with nerves, but he slid onto his knees and came to kneel between Gansey’s spread legs where he was sitting on the armchair.
Behind him, somebody whistled, and Adam heard Henry mutter, “Someone’s eager.”
[AKA I'm a degenerate who wrote Adam getting fucked to join a frat. I'm already going to confession, don't worry.]
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- Part 8 of TRC one shots
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06 Nov 2024
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“What size cake fits ten words?”
“Depends on the words,” he replied and dropped one last pinch of salt flakes onto a tart before dusting his hand off on the plain black apron tied around his waist and heading across the kitchen toward Blue.
“Dick, comma,” Blue said as she pushed herself off the doorframe so her chair rolled back to the desk. Reading from her laptop screen, she continued, “Sorry my raven shat on your bed. Love, comma, Ronan.”
“I beg your pardon?”
Adam Parrish has made his fair share of weird bakes. But nothing gets weirder than when Ronan Lynch starts calling Fox Way Bake Shop to have his apologies written on cakes.
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03 Nov 2024