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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    At the Colosseum for one day!

    In praise of the Emperor's father!

    A fight to the death between Antonious Crowley, the netter of women (35, 28 victories), versus Aziraphale, The Bull (35, 28 victories)

    There will also be a big venatio and awnings.

    Also snacks.

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    30 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Despite his better instincts, Captain Robert Gadling reluctantly attends one of his employer’s extravagant parties. Beneath the house, in the shadowed stillness of the basement, he stumbles upon a secret. Terrifying, unknowable, and impossible to resist.

    Hob’s heart stuttered. The figure was man-sized from head to hips, lean as a dancer, skin the opal pallor of a drowned sailor. Yet, below the waist, humanity surrendered to abyssal myth. Hips tapering into a monstrous tail.

    Even cramped within the ostentatious bowl, the creature’s every shift hinted at impossible strength pinned in a cage too small.

    Hob found his voice only as a rasp. “My god…”

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    30 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    ok I started writing this ages ago and now I'm going to post it in sections instead of waiting to post it as one long thing.

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    29 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).

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    Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.

    "Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.

    Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"

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    09 Jul 2025

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    Ahhhhff

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    After Aziraphale’s decision, Crowley chooses coffee, not death. Life goes, painfully, on, and Crowley does his best to adapt to his new lonely existence.

    It hurts. Until it suddenly doesn’t.

    Someone has opened the Book of Life and erased Aziraphale’s name.

    Old habits kick in, but how can Crowley save someone whose existence has been destroyed and forgotten?

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    28 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read a chapter a day