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Deep in the depths of the Chamber of Secrets, Ginny Weasley does not survive. Lord Voldemort returns…but not in the way he expects.
Thirteen years old, and at the whims of the adults around him. Tom Riddle must navigate Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry as a student.
Tom resolves to do things right this time, even if it means befriending Harry Potter. -
The Dark Lord's Autobiographical Ethnography (and the Consequential Fallout) by floral_writing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Nov 2025
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There were two books amongst the dozens that looked promising on the shelf, both names recognizable as sixth-year textbooks. Pulling them off the shelf, he set them down on the table and sat down. He shuffled the parchments further, giving himself room for the books when he noticed oddly familiar writing on one of them, titled “Research Draft”. Hoping it would be something useful, he slid it out from the pile and started reading.
“Parselmouths exhibit physical and behavioral traits that are found only within snakes, but adapted unto human form. It is unclear how these traits were bestowed upon early parselmouths, but the possibility of long-past cross breeding between magical beings, radical human transformation, or a gift from Mother Magic herself have all been considered by the author. However, this essay will act as a personal ethnography of the primary researcher, one Tom Riddle”
Harry blinked, shaking his head a little. Were these Voldemort’s notes about himself? Thinking about it, it somehow made sense that Voldemort had been making notes on himself, considering how self aggrandizing his monologues seemed to be.
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Would Harry always argue that it's potterluck that he ended up in the marauder era of Hogwarts? Most definitely and not due to his own actions. Would he also argue that he's far too old to go back to school and endure teenagers in puberty? Even more so but thanks to a far less worn down Dumbledore and his sense of whimsy Harry gets to not just experience history but be smack dab in the middle of it. At last he met a handsome stranger in a bar to get him through his misery, who keeps coming back for more. No last name, but that couldn't be a problem, could it? After all, it's just sex.
Dev’s glittery trauma ranking; 2/10 glitterbombs
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Up to chapter 14 - author caught a lot of bullshit and deserves better but 14 is the author's note about it.
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"There is a long silence while Madara considers the situation, and Tobirama’s cold anger ebbs and flows around them. It’s reassuring, somehow, to know that the other man is angry for him - Madara is so used to his elders’ demands, to shouldering through as an Omega clan head, to taking these indignities on the chin and moving on; this time he can’t and there will be consequences."
When Madara is rescued from bandits by Tobirama - what was Izuna thinking - the last thing he's expecting is to be treated with respect.
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Day 7: Free Day //
The moment they knewAll it would take to get the ball rolling on peace was a ceasefire. If only Hashirama could get his head out of the clouds for a minute and realize that they needed to be practical about it.
Or Tobirama could rescue Kagami from bloodline thieves, catch Madara’s eye, earn the good opinion of the Uchiha Clan, and accidentally create peace. That would work too.
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- Part 7 of MadaTobi Week 2022