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    Push It by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    11 Jan 2024

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    "Wei Ying. Good morning. I assumed you had the same sex education as I had, and thus did not need to be informed of the existence of the prostate."

    "Not the existence, Lan Zhan, of course I knew they existed! I mean that it's…" Wei Ying trails off, looking at Lan Zhan imploringly. "Like that."

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    10 Jan 2026

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    My Shidi Put a Bun in My Oven by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    20 Jan 2026

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    A Without a Cure ridden Shen Yuan finally leaves the peak to go on a mission with his war god shidi. What he does not expect is to fall into one of Airplane’s classic wife plots that leads him to spend a night with Liu Qingge. Back on his peak, he tries to navigate his awkward relationship with his shidi. It works. Until Shen Yuan begins feeling dizzy and nauseous…

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Rumor Has It by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    24 Dec 2025

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    Every evening Luo Binghe obediently pours spiritual energy into his Shizun's corpse. He needs to keep it ready, just in case. A nightly ritual, bordering on obsessive delusion.

    Until, one night, it's not.

    (Or: Shen Qingqiu wakes earlier than expected, before the plant body is ready, and all the messy drama that comes after)

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Romantic Feelings? NOT ON MY FARM! by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    24 Dec 2025

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    As a rich city kid who hasn't grown a single carrot in his life, Shen Yuan is not exactly impressed with transmigrating to the farming simulator after he dies. Especially when this farming simulator is built on the trashy novel he loves hating most.

    But hey, at least it's a farm with magical plants and beasts! He is kind of an immortal cultivator too!

    And at least this is not a harem otome, even though he is puzzled why he gets so many hearts - he is doing nothing but lounging casually in his backyard dressed in a simple layer of house robe with his hair in a loose mess because he doesn't believe in xianxia hairstyles. Good thing hearts can be platonic in this game! Imagine if he made all those intimidating men horny gays for him haha.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Give and Take by

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    25 Jan 2022

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    Deep in Bailu Forest, Shen Qingqiu once again stumbles across Zhuzhi-lang in snake heat. He was beautiful, suffering, and utterly pitiful. What was Shen Qingqiu supposed to do? NOT fuck him?

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    13 Dec 2025