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“What crawled up your ass and died?”
Jake bristles, jaw clenching as he tugs his coat off with more force than necessary.
“Leave me the fuck alone,” he grunts.
or: jake's knothead roommate just happens to be home when he goes into his first real heat.
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07 Feb 2026
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“Don’t you live in the dorms like everyone else?”
“I do,” Renjun grumbles through his teeth in a way that clearly indicated he was t-minus 5 seconds away from a full-blown tantrum. “I just can’t stand the parties. It’s so loud and insensitively grating and messy, like, all the fucking time.”
“What parties?”
“You know… the parties. The ones Na Jaemin throws.”
“Who?”
“Na Jaemin.”
Jaemin’s grin never falters for a second. He doesn’t bat an eye.
“Never heard of him.”
(it’s 2 in the morning and renjun and jaemin are stuck in an elevator. the maintenance guy won’t come until 6.)
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29 Dec 2025
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Why is everyone around Donghyuck getting laid, but him? The only thing he gets screwed by is university work. His fuckass engineering degree never stops fucking his ass, and it’s so possessive that it doesn’t even spare him the time to find an actual person to fuck him instead.
The girl is now screaming oppa, oppa, oppa over and over again, and it’s practically straight out of a bad porno. He stomps over and knocks angrily on the door. The litany of oppas finally stops.
“Who is it?” Oppa’s voice rings through.
“Your downstairs neighbour who can’t fucking sleep because of you. Shut the fuck up!”
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24 Dec 2025
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Wannabe performative male Donghyuck walks into a bookstore to buy a highly recommended, feminist must-read, but instead finds a hot nerd whose glasses are extremely dangerous for Donghyuck’s health.
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- Part 1 of www.fuzzbeed.com
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24 Dec 2025
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Please Don't Kill Me, Mr. Ghostface (I Wanna Kiss You in the Dark) by malamyszk
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
02 Nov 2025
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“What the fuck!” the guy shouts, and then his fist comes out again. It’s not a hard punch; it’s a quick jab that packs little force, but the surprise of it – and him landing in the exact same spot – makes Riki grunt. “Why the fuck would you jump out like that!”
“I didn’t jump,” Riki grunts. “And it’s literally my job.”
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10 Nov 2025