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The Knots that Bind by methbayprisonblues (XthirteenX)
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
14 Oct 2025
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From Season 1, Episode 2: The Ties that Bind
"Anthony: Okay, so basically what happens is that as the pure psychic force of the dad joke enters your brain, your brain, in a fit of self preservation, just shuts itself off and you fall unconscious to the ground for a moment.
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Anthony: Okay, so when your body hits the flo’ as it were, something gets rattled loose in your brain and you come…you cum.
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Anthony: You regain consciousness. Not enough to get up, but you’re kind of groggy.
Anthony: But you feel something different—something has changed you. You don’t know exactly what it is yet, but you can tell that something has changed."
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What if I started an omegaverse au here? -
Fishing Days Are Over by methbayprisonblues (XthirteenX)
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
08 Aug 2025
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Sometimes what you have is enough, because it has to be. Sometimes you lose what you have, and that's even better.
Willy and Ron go fishing and only one of them comes back home to Susan. -
The Night Before by methbayprisonblues (XthirteenX)
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
14 Apr 2025
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Henry was up and out of bed before he even processed what he was hearing. One of his boys was screaming.
A perfectly normal evening in the Oak-Garcia household post forgotten realms and pre Doodler release
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This has been done plenty of times but with the new intro I had to write something, so enjoy a short story of the death of Caleb's parents.
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Hannah Washington loved Michael Munroe. There was no changing that. Even when she was changed. But Mike would finally be hers.
(aka, handigo kidnaps Mike)
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It starts as a joke, which for them is the only way it could.
It starts with Luna and the Trisses and a dozen other quick looks when they meet some new gorgeous person and both feel that little jump kick in their bloodstream. It starts with being surrounded by some really hot and beautiful people all the time, but also spending every day with a fifteen year old boy.
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5 times Moonshine and Hardwon jerk off next to each other + 1 time they do a little bit more.
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29 Nov 2025
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Is Sparrow fucking kidding him? Grant squints his eyes. He could fucking punch Sparrow right now. Legitimately take him down. If he wasn’t strapped with an IV and a nasal cannula and a scratchy hospital blanket he would absolutely smother his friend. His mouth and heart do something stupid. He chuckles. It doesn’t feel real. It’s something broken and miserable and completely disbelieving.
He shuts his eyes and feels another round of tears, but they’re not as bad as the ones before. These are confused and out of his body. He tried to kill himself and Sparrow is making puns. It’s so jarring that he’s ripped out of space and time. He’s in a hospital bed and he’s alive and Sparrow is making fucking stupid puns.
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After Sparrow saves Grant's life, Grant has to slowly learn how to be alive.Series
- Part 5 of The Kiddad Drabbleverse
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08 Aug 2025
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Sol can’t quite get control of his fungal network. His body is linked to Callie and Calder's in a way that is becoming... overwhelming.
Usually, it’s fine. Maybe it hurts when Calder takes a hit in battle. Maybe his head spins when Callie Fey-Steps. But it’s fine. He can get used to it easily...It's the rest that gives him trouble.
{Duck Team fuck, as the saying goes. Sol's fungal network + eladrin sex pollen = profit.}
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25 May 2025
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“I’m going to smother him in his sleep,” Cass says, “Next time he crashes on our couch I’m just going to grab the nearest pillow and-” She mimes holding something against Lark’s imaginary face. Then she smirks up at Nicky.
“I’ll help,” he says. “In the meantime we should think of a way to drag him away from work tomorrow.”
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Lark does everything in his power to ignore the fact that Nicky and Cass are trying to seduce him into moving in. Cass and Nicky are too stupid to realize they should just spell it out for him.
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- Part 1 of Feral Cat 'Verse
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02 Feb 2025
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Glenn's hands are fucked up like the rest of him is fucked up. He needs more help than he can ask for; lucky for him, he doesn't have to ask. The dads navigate it together.
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- Part 8 of Returning
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