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    She glanced around the camp like she didn’t even recognize it. Like she hadn’t spent the last three summers boiling away with these same counselors in this same forest.

    Rio stubbed out her cigarette on the railing, jaw tight. “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

    “Language,” Lilia muttered.

    Agatha pulled a monogrammed duffel from the trunk, slung it over one shoulder like a model in a travel ad, and finally decided to approach.

    “Good morning,” she said, voice too chipper.

    “It was,” Rio shot back.

    Agatha turned, smirked. “Oh, you’re still here. How quaint.”

     

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    agatha and rio get forced to bunk together as camp counselors in the fateful summer of 1985. they hate each other. chaos (and gay-os) ensues.

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    11 Aug 2025

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    GOSSHH I LOVE THUS TYPE OF TROPESS!!

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    "She’s not my type," Agatha said firmly, crossing her arms.

    Lilia raised an eyebrow, swirling her wine like a soap opera villain. "So you have a type? Do enlighten us."

    Agatha groaned. "Fine. If you must know, I’m straight. And even if I wasn’t, Rio is at least ten years younger than me. I would never go there."

    Cue Rio Vidal—Agatha’s insufferably smug, boundaryless neighbour—who has zero respect for personal space, steals her ice cream, wears her clothes, and now, apparently, needs a fake girlfriend for a work event.

    Agatha should say no. She wants to say no. But somehow, she doesn’t.

    Now she’s fake dating the most irritating woman alive, their friends are watching like it’s a spectator sport, and the walls between their apartments are very thin.

    It’s fine. It’s fake. It’s strictly platonic.

    …So why is Agatha’s stomach flipping every time Rio looks at her like that?

    Or: Agatha insists she's straight, Rio insists on being a menace, and everyone else insists that there's a "vibe".

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    05 Jun 2025

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    CHAP12 LINES R INSANE "Because I’d rather have the wrong version of you than nothing at all." OK BROKIE?

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    When hard-nosed corporate executive Agatha Harkness and no-nonsense construction manager Rio Vidal wake up married after a drunken night in Vegas, they're horrified to learn they'll have to wait six months before they can get divorced.

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    25 Feb 2025

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    Masterpiece

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    “Shut up,” Agatha all but snarls. Rio crooks an eyebrow at her, smirking.

    “What, you have dibs on her? Can’t blame you, I guess- she is pretty. Seems awfully nice, too. Sweet little thing offered to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to welcome me to town, can you believe it?”

    She doesn’t step closer, but she does lean forward slightly. “Tell me, Agatha. Is she that sweet out of the uniform too?”

    “Shut up,” Agatha hisses, and yanks her in for a searing kiss.

    ~

    Over a decade ago, Agatha Harkness ran to Westview to escape the mess of pain and emotions that was her life. Years after she'd left THAT behind, Social Services showed up on her doorstep with the surviving son of her ex-best friend. Now finally, she's gotten her shit together and-

    And now her ex-wife is in town. What's a lesbian to do?
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    Or: a modern AU (for lack of a better word) surrounding Agatha Harkness, her adopted source of stress (I mean, son), her mess of a friend group, and the ex-wife she definitely doesn't still harbor feelings for.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    MOST EYE BALLING GUT WRETCHING CRY CALLING AGATHARIO STORY

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    Dr. Rio Vidal is the Dean of faculty and Head of the Biological Science Department, a respected and feared leader among her peers. Dr. Agatha Harkness is the witch of the literature department, known for her sharp lectures, powerful stature, and a professor students loved and hated at the same time. The issue: They're secretly married, with only a few close friends knowing.

    What happens when young Dr. Wanda Maximoff tries to get with Dr. Harkness? Will Rio blow their cover with her protectiveness? Or will Agatha's pregnancy be the one that breaks the secret love story at West View University?

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    A secret marriage between our favorite witch lesbians in a professor AU.

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    24 Feb 2025

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    totes cute read (i think)