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did you find him? by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
14 Jul 2025
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"Did you find him? Did you carry him to his hut in your arms, did you nurse him back to health, did you sit vigil by his bedside, as he has done for you? Or did you leave him to lie alone on the forest floor, betrayed and friendless?"
So asks Caius Insidius in Asterix and the Dream Whisperer. He brings up these things that have happened over the years and twists them to make Obelix seem like a selfish, uncaring brute, only a fair-weather friend, to the point that Obelix decides to leave the village, believing that he'd be protecting Asterix from himself.
Of course, Obelix couldn't have known what happened to Asterix that day. He came back looking quite unharmed, so Obelix never had a reason to ask, and Asterix didn't feel the need to tell him.
But what if Asterix couldn't come back unharmed? What if Obelix found him? And what buried doubts would it bring to the surface?
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First Blood by alex_procrastinates
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée), Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies)
04 Jun 2025
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But as his fist connected with the centurion’s face guard, pain shot through his hand and jolted him into rolling clumsily out of his jump, cursing under his breath at the blood on his knuckles and the lightning in his veins fizzling away into nothing.
Great. Just great.
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Asterix, recently graduated village warrior-in-training with only a small adventure under his belt, encounters his first real fight against a Roman - potionless, with metal swords, not against his father in their backyard. It does not go as well as anyone would have liked.
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seams and scars by alex_procrastinates for sarahenany
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
23 Jan 2025
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A sort of missing/alternate scene from Asterix the Legionary, in a timeline where it happens after Banquet What-If. The new recruits are asked to undress for a medical inspection before they join the Roman army, as in canon, but things are complicated a little by what Asterix is hiding under his shirt.
(Title from a lyric in Level Up by Vienna Teng)
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You Should Know Better by Tenpin
Fandoms: Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
04 Jan 2026
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Asterix returns to the village with injuries obtained while spying on the Romans and uncovering their latest scheme. His friends are naturally worried and curious about what happened to him ... and unimpressed with his answer.
Missing scene from Asterix and Caesar’s Gift, showing the consequences of his unconventional escape method.
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04 Jan 2026
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an exploration of gender and culture and shit that i have unfortunately written about a random children's movie no one's seen and less people have felt the need to read fic about.
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16 Nov 2025
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The Rumbling by HermesSerpent
Fandoms: Astérix et Obélix | Asterix & Obelix (Animated Movies), Astérix le Gaulois | The Adventures of Asterix (Bande Dessinée)
31 Oct 2025
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Asterix ends up in Rome!
As a gift...
for Caesar.
Yipes. Well this isnt going to go well.Bookmarked by alex_procrastinates
02 Nov 2025
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After the theater collapse, Mike tries to give Buster a piece of his mind.
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02 Nov 2025
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The California sun & the movie stars by Yellowbirdbluetoo
Fandoms: Sing (Movies 2016 2021)
13 Jul 2024
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Fun fact: Koalas typically sleep for 18-22 hours a day!
Unless of course, they live in the big city, manage a recently thriving theater, and choose to guzzle down coffee every morning instead.
Buster Moon picks the obvious choice.
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02 Nov 2025