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I squirmed, pinned between him and the counter. "It’s not – look, I don’t run to schedule, okay?" I said. "Don’t – I’m not easy."
"You don’t say." Okay, that much sarcasm was uncalled for.
"I mean it," I said doggedly. "I’m not one of those ‘insert coin, pull lever’ girls."
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“Miss Gandalf,” Thorin says, tiredly, because this is the third crime scene he’s come to this month where Phryne Gandalf had beaten him to it by a solid ten minutes. “To what do we owe this pleasure.”
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Madam Di, take the wheel! by atomicmuffin for justthereforit
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
15 May 2024
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“Sect Leader Li! Your.. er… your wife is waiting for you!”
Li Xiangyi almost drops the unconscious prisoner he carried on his shoulder. “My what?”
Or: Li Xiangyi’s awful, horrible, no good, very bad day only goes downhill from there on. The Sigu Sect as a collective isn’t doing so well either. Di Feisheng, on the other hand, appears to be having a great time.
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- Part 3 of stupid mlcb time travel AUs
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07 Nov 2025
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pavlov’s dog never had it this hard by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
23 Mar 2024
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If Di Feisheng had known she could become the sort of person who preside meetings to argue about rice storage and gets around a table to sign pacts of non-agression with her eternal rival, she would have unambiguously told the three kings to fuck off when they came up with the idea to unionize the lawless scoundrels the martial world rejected instead of leaving any room for interpretation in her contemptuous silence.
Or: the Jinyuan Alliance was a mistake, nasty women edition (complimentary).
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- Part 1 of lesbian mlcb clusterfuck AU
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Baby Animals, Weddings, And Other Things Not Normally Associated With Uchiha Sasuke by prettypriestess for sirona
Fandoms: Naruto
25 Apr 2012
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In which Konoha needs to upgrade their plumbing to be more resistant. (Or, the one where Sasuke and Naruto get genin and maybe someone buys a house.)