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“Fine. You wanna teach me a lesson? Let’s make a wager. If you can catch me, put your hands on my bare skin and nullify my ability so I’m as helpless as you say I’ll be one day, you get to fill me with lead.” Chuuya raises his chin defiantly. “You know the drill, partner. And you know the prize.”
Dazai’s tongue swipes his bottom lip as his finger completes the same motion with the gun’s safety. Both dangerous in their own right. Both weapons with deadly aim.
“Then run.”
Dazai and Chuuya play a game of tag. Port Mafia rules apply. Results may vary.
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This was what it meant to belong to someone—something—and have it also belong to her. Like an incurable sickness. Like love. A nightly visitor haunting her dreams and feeding that persistent hunger.
‘Let us satiate one another.’
Ryuunosuke Akutagawa would never be lonely again.
Or: a DazAkuAtsu Nosferatu AU
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“—we’ve never crossed paths prior to this month.”
A lie so sinful Dazai felt hell nipping at his heels. But he was long past truths, past redemption.
“Maybe I dream too hard.”
Or maybe his imagination is a curse.
for the BSD Rolling Remix 2025
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There’s an old belief that lighting three cigarettes with one match is bad luck. That the third person is most likely to take the brunt of negative consequences for this act.
But Oda Sakunosuke has never been superstitious.
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“You were a child, Dazai.” He says it to the man in front of him, but Chuuya could just as easily be saying it to his subordinates who are still fresh faced and naive. To his friends, whose graves he visits less and less as the years go by. To a mirror.
The freezer could sublet as a morgue for how dead the conversation becomes. Then softly, Dazai murmurs, though his voice is cacophonous against the metal plated walls, “Was I?”
Or: SKK set to the song Blood Bank by Bon Iver
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"Are you tellin' me the heroes and villains around here get along?"
"Nobody wants to stay in Beacon. Not the crooks, the do-gooders, the merciless, the saviors; but it has us, every single one. I'm saying they've learned to coexist. Anyway, who can really tell the difference between them anymore."
A boy dressed in red and black taps his fingers anxiously on the bar, "I know what you mean."
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under the knife I surrendered by feralrookie (ag_sasami) for geelizzzie
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Jan 2026
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Sometimes he can handle Chuuya’s touch, even after Mori uses him, because Dazai trusts Chuuya to only hurt him in the ways he wants to ache. Even when Chuuya is angry and mean, he at least acts like Dazai is a person. But today Dazai had needed actual medical attention—vulnerable and exposed in the sterile quiet of the Mafia’s clinic—and the feeling of even Chuuya's hands on him, now, makes the bile rise in the back of his throat.
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28 Jan 2026
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Even a Broken Moral Compass is Right Twice a Day by imnotpoppunk
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
14 Aug 2025
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There are pros and cons, he's decided.
Pros:
Ciel is clearly intelligent; he's taking college courses while still in high school and that's commendable at any age.
Ciel is also quite adorable. He's small, but has this earnest air about him that's bigger than he is, and it's incredibly intriguing.Cons:
He's a liar. He's a minor. (And the reason Sebastian is going to hell is because he can't decide which of those things is worse.)
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Alternatively: An American high school AU where Ciel is a compulsive liar and Sebastian tries to keep up.
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02 Aug 2025
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There's an old tale about twins. Kill one, and the other goes insane.
In the harsh west, a blood-thirsty bounty hunter won't let a silly rumour get between him and the Phantomhive inheritance. This is a story of revenge.
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02 Aug 2025
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Five times Chuuya thought he was pregnant.
And one time he
actuallyfinally was.Bookmarked by apackofsmokes
21 Jun 2025
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While his servants dutifully carry out their assignments, Ciel must also get what he came to Brighton for. By whatever means necessary.
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14 Jun 2025