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• Darling take my hand (job) by auhht

  Fandoms: Real Person Fiction  

  • Mature
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  • Other
  • Work in Progress

  09 Nov 2025

  Tags

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  • Hellen
  • Gerald
  • Geraldine
  • Nosy Neighbours
  • Small Towns
  • small town gossip
  • Gossip
  • geriatric sluts
  • cooking and twerking
  • (very important)
  • OCs - Freeform
  • troubled in-laws
  • the worst fic you've ever read
  • i dare you to try
  • demonic social secretary
  • lizard armies
  • Strong Female Characters
  • undermined
  • Weak Female Characters
  • general menace
  • specific menace
  • weekly flexercise sessions
  • Sexual freedom
  • Scones
  • Codependency
  • copdependant immortal marriage
  • shockingly actually is beta-ed
  • Implied Sexual Content
  • Fade to Black

  Summary

  (Hell)en is a working woman in a man's world. She's just your average business woman trying to make a dishonest living, but when the creaky joints of Gerald and Geraldine swing into her life she has no choice but to commandeer their lives with the help of her lizard army, her new fragrance, and a budding youtube channel!
  written by Charlie & 'published' by John :)
  happy birthday Squeeze!!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,479

  Chapters:

  6/7

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  27