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Ask anyone: Edward Teach is the greatest pro surfer in the world. Or, he was. Now he’s retired, and burnt out, and okay maybe possibly dealing with a bit of untreated clinical depression. He hasn’t stepped foot in the water in almost two years—can’t even bring himself to go for a dip in the private pool at his fancy apartment complex, although not for lack of trying. Enter: Stede Bonnet. Also known as Pool DILF. Also also known as the love of Ed’s life. And love makes us do crazy things. Like maybe pretending you don’t know how to swim so your crush will offer to teach you.
What could go wrong?
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Bookmarked by aycie
03 Sep 2025
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Stede is sleeping. Ed is wide awake. This is not particularly out of the norm, Ed preferring to lie on his side watching him breathe over getting any shut eye. Ed doesn’t know this, but the tables are often turned, Stede watching the rise and fall of his chest in the middle of the night, reaching out to rest his palm against Ed’s sternum to feel his intake of breath.
Right now, though, Stede is dead to the world. He’s snoring a bit, and Ed is in love with him.
Bookmarked by aycie
08 Jul 2025
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“How – uh – how big. Is big.”
“Too big for you,” Stede dismissed easily, with a little chuckle.
And Ed couldn’t help get his hackles up at that, because he’d always thought of himself as a bit of a dick connoisseur, actually, and he didn’t like the implication that he wasn’t. “How do you know that?” he demanded.
“Well, because I’ve seen what human penises look like!” Stede exclaimed. “Trust me, you couldn’t handle it.”
“Stede,” Ed scoffed, folding his arms. “I’m a marine biologist. I can handle anything.”A fic in which Ed discovers that his merman boyfriend has a hidden merman penis, and insists on conducting some thorough biological research. If you catch my drift.
Bookmarked by aycie
13 May 2025
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my bed's too big for just me by This_Will_Be_Our_Year
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Apr 2025
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Ed's on the last leg of his vacation when he gets snowed in at his hotel. His boring night is about to get far more interesting.
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13 May 2025
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It’s a perfect spring Sunday. The sun is out, it’s hitting the bedroom just right, and Ed is alone.
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26 Mar 2025

