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To make a scientific comparison, Asagiri Gen piloted a “seduction rocket” around the Earth (circumference of 40,075 km, mind you,) stopped for a cup of coffee, before reaching Senku in 2.538 seconds– the exact time it took Gen to say:
“Senku-chan, you do realize that without a condom, Taiju-chan and Yuzuriha-chan wouldn’t be able to have sex, right?”Talk about being ridiculously indirect.
Senku then decided to–
Re-invented condoms.
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children of the forest by assentodele, banalycha
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Apr 2024
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The Jaegers’ have a piss-poor reputation in their stodgy, middle-class neighborhood, and among all of the circulating rumors, the ones revolving around Eren Jaeger are undoubtedly the worst. The thing is, Armin Arlert has been watching Eren since they were both kids, and aside from some unconventional hobbies that make him a bit of a loner—hobbies that both boys happen to share—Eren doesn’t seem all that strange.
An infatuation with the local burnout leads Armin to become acquainted with the taste of death.
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- Part 1 of the ghosts of suburbia
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Tsukasa was oblivious to the fact that despite everything, he was weak. And Gen would have laughed in his face if not for this love so big currently caged inside his ribs.
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สึคาสะคงไม่รู้ เป็นไปได้ว่าเขาอาจไม่เคยไตร่ตรองดูเลยก็ได้ แต่ ชิชิโอะ สึคาสะ น่ะเป็นคนที่อ่อนแอ สึคาสะเป็นคนที่อ่อนแอขนาดที่ว่าเก็นอยากจะหัวเราะเยาะเย้ยใส่หน้าถ้าเขาไม่ได้รักอีกฝ่ายขนาดนี้
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Millions of Light Years From Home (Is No Place to Die) by ambee, angelcult, banalycha, elthedane, finalproject, fishshins, galliardcum, SunriseMod
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
04 Jul 2022
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It’s been almost a week. Almost a week of dwindling rations, losing connection with HQ, losing connection with home.
“We’re gonna die out here…” Eren whispers.
“You’re being dramatic."
Outer Space.
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the ghosts of suburbia by assentodele, banalycha
Fandom Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Apr 2024
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Every Planet We Reach is Dead by orphan_account
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2024
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Edward Elric was dangerous, of that Blaise knew for sure, but Blaise had always liked to play with fire.
or: Edward gets shipped off to Hogwarts in exchange for his brother's soul.
(This is a work I deleted a while ago, but a few people have reached out expressing interest.)
Bookmarked by banalycha
01 May 2026
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Minor Blaise/Ed
Scientist Ed, book6, Ed helps Draco, Ed fixing problem
Peak actually
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When Sanji looks up, woozy and feeling like he's about to throw up, he sees a pretty big guy looking back down at him. Kinda ugly, tattooed, and holding a tire iron.
Oh, he thinks. That explains the wooziness.
"Did you," he asks, swallowing back the vomit rising in his throat, "just hit me with a tire iron?"---
In which Sanji is a college student with way too many clothes, Usopp is naive enough to fall in love, Gin is a pretty liberal mafia hitman, Zeff is emotionally constipated and very concerned, and everything seems to fall apart. It's pretty much all Baratie feels, and a lot of hurt with very little comfort.
Bookmarked by banalycha
18 Jun 2025
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Sanji/gin and sanji/usopp
Had to bookmark this so I won’t lose the author. What a great piece
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Sex is supposed to be fun, so it's a surprise to Shadow when it isn't (at first).
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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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Bookmarked by banalycha
23 Aug 2024
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Ed and Al came back in time, starting a new career as a soloist and save the world in the process
Comedy gold
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Edward Elric's quest for home takes him to Hogwarts and into the life of one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
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Bookmarked by banalycha
09 Oct 2024
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One of all times fma x hp favs
Tom x Ed bugged my mind ever since then. It never leaves....