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At first Jungkook thought maybe he was just hearing things, imagining the tell-tale sounds of people fucking, but as the seconds ticked by and ganged up on him to become minutes and then hours, there was no mistaking it - Seokjin had brought someone home with him tonight.
Bookmarked by barnoona
03 Feb 2026
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Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Jan 2023
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“Princess Ara, so kind of you to make the journey from your kingdom to visit us here,” the Princess says, smiling so bright it’s nearly blinding as she swishes forward in her large dress to gently take Ara’s hand, her ringlet curls bouncing with every step. “And who’s the handsome prince with you?”
“He’s a princess too,” Ara corrects and Jungkook feels his cheeks heat at the attention. “See the tiara?”
Jungkook smiles weakly at the Princess and glances over at the Prince, no longer bowing and at his full height, broad shoulders supporting tassel embellishments on his jacket and a large gold crown on his head. Jungkook’s face burns in embarrassment even though he knows this guy’s not the real deal; he’s convincing, and has an air of authority about him that makes Jungkook feel small and oddly overwhelmed.
That feeling compounds because the Prince is also unbelievably handsome and Jungkook thinks Ara was right; he’s definitely the most beautiful person Jungkook’s ever seen.
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03 Feb 2026
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Yoongi forgets about being stealthy, the shock so grand it smothers both adrenaline and survival instincts.
Because behind the counter–chopping vegetables like it is a perfectly normal occurrence, like this is something they do, a domestic sight to behold from another life–stands Kim Seokjin.
He’s humming a tune that doesn’t match the classical music trickling from the speakers and he’s wearing Yoongi’s plain apron, a ginger smile on his handsome face. Like Yoongi didn’t fuck him over and stole a two-million-dollar watch from him just three days ago.
(Or Yoongi is a professional thief and Seokjin is his latest victim. It doesn’t end there.)
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25 Sep 2025
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Captain Kim Seokjin is tasked with a routine mission: transporting a pirate crew to the prison planet Tartarus.
Things don't go according to plan.
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05 Sep 2025
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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Bookmarked by barnoona
31 Aug 2025