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"Do you have a spectre, Cossack?"
Yassen froze, staring at his twin's ghostly blue eyes - his own ghostly blue eyes. "No."
For Spyfest Week 2: Legend
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Alan Blunt has gotten rather unpopular. When he disappears, no one can really complain.
For Spyfest 2024 Week 1: Deep Cover
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“I think I’m going to get into birding,” Sid said.
Zhenya was sitting on his balcony with his laptop on the side table, eating a burger and watching seagulls squabble on the riprap. “What’s birding,” he said absently, as one gull lifted its wings overhead, raised its rear end, and took a stringy white shit.
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iMessage as it looks in iOS 7 to present.
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- Part 1 of Azdaema's AO3 Messaging Skins
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Bookmarked by beetle_geuse
18 May 2026
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They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.
Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
J.J. Boizeau: no
Lawrence Olsson: no
Gilbert Comeau: no
Petro Andropov: no
Matty Wilson: no
Cam Stedlund: no
Albert Schneider: no
Aleks Miitka: no
Georges Gagnon: no
Patrice Drapeau: no
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Bookmarked by beetle_geuse
15 May 2026
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People make babies happen all the time.
Geno and Anna make a baby because they’re in love and they want to start a family.
Geno and Sid make a baby because they fuck up.
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Bookmarked by beetle_geuse
28 Apr 2026
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Sometimes I think I'm the greediest person alive, I want to live every path possible. This captures that, the grief of what could have been, and losing something you didn't know you had
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Bookmarked by beetle_geuse
28 Apr 2026
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cannot recommend this enough, I'd go so far as to say anyone interested in hockey rpf should read this