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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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The Wise Man Knows Himself To Be a Fool by artemisonahunt
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Mar 2026
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Valarr fights for Dunk, Baelor doesn't die. Instead, he finds himself intrigued by the hedge knight. After ser Duncan leaves Ashford Meadow with Egg in tow, the prince cannot forget about the man. As years grow, he finds he misses his blunt honesty more and more. And when he learns of a Blackfyre plot brewing at Whitewalls, there is only one thing he can do...
Basically a "Baelor Targaryen Lives AU" where he pines after Dunk without ever realizing it's pining. Also introducing extremely sassy Maekar and constantly annoyed Bloodraven.
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30 Apr 2026
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A blizzard traps the White Collar team at Peter and Elizabeth's place. The good news: everyone's safe, warm, and well fed. The bad news? Neal's spiking a fever, and in this weather there's no way he's getting to a hospital...
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Fever by partyprincethor (ThePartyPrince)
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
10 Jun 2013
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In the jungles of Drongar, Anakin gets sick.
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Starving (touch me touch me) by Green_parakeet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Apr 2026
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He mentally summed the list up as he walked, breath fogging up in the cold Montreal air. In just over two months he’d had skin to skin contact exactly six times.
It had been bad before, during the Canadian winter, when everyone was always fully covered from head to toe, it always got worse than in summers, but this season was a new record low, even for him.
And he was going mad because of it.
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Shane has only had skin on skine contact six times in two months. He's going insane because of it, becoming obsessed with every possibility of it. It impacts his sleep, concentration and eventually his game on the ice. In desperation he books a session with a massage therapist, supposedly for his tense muscles. Enter one Ilya Rozanov, massage therapist from heaven, Russian asshole, consent king and all-around good boy once you get past his general demeanor.
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24 Apr 2026