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  1. Rec 24

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    “You're a boy.” Chrissy punctuated the comment with a tap of her makeup brush.
    “I'm almost twenty.”
    “Fine, you’re a man.”
    Eddie almost flinched at the word. “Gross.” He said, then immediately regretted it.
    But Chrissy just giggled. “Gross?”
    “Yeah, men are gross, dude.”
    “I mean, I agree. But it’s funny that you would say that.”
    Eddie felt like he should backtrack. “Just reminds me of my dad, the word ‘man.’” Ah yes, because emotional vulnerability was definitely backtracking. Great job, Ed. “Or like, the president. Or cavemen. King Kong.” Eddie mimicked beating his chest in a parody of masculinity.
    Chrissy hummed to indicate she was listening.
    “I’d rather be like… a formless eldritch being.”
    “That makes sense for you.”

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  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    "Another character trait of Eddie’s that is perhaps hyperbolized for safety purposes is the fact that she isn’t that nice of a girl. Which she thinks isn’t personally her responsibility. Or any girls’, really. But the social need for any pleasantness really drops when you’re a dyke and don’t need to constantly woo, soothe, and kowtow to men.

    Chrissy Cunningham seems to forget this about Eddie often."

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  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    Chrissy is beginning to think Ettie has sampled too much of her own product. “I don't know what you're talking about,” she says.

    Ettie huffs in exasperation. Enunciating carefully, she says, “Have you tried masturbating?”

    Chrissy stares at her. “No.”

    “Might be a good place to start, before you spend a bunch of money on self-medication,” says Ettie. “Relaxing and free.” Her face is slightly pink, but maybe that's Chrissy's imagination, or the lighting in the trailer, or something.

    “No,” says Chrissy again, feeling unmoored. “I don't do that. I mean. I can't do that.” Stupidly, she gestures to her cheer uniform, her short skirt. “I'm a girl.”

     

    Chrissy comes to Ettie for something to help her sleep. Ettie's suggestion makes her realize she's been missing out on a lot of things.

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    Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.

    Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.

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    Every day before her morning run, Chrissy Cunningham takes three pills. One is small, one is medium, and one is large.

    Birth control, scent blocker, and suppressant.

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    08 Sep 2022