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"Who the fuck sends a picture of their dick to someone whilst their wife’s in labour? The fact he couldn’t even wank himself to full hardness before he took it only adds insult to injury."
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Aaron Dingle sits through a wedding he doesn’t believe in, stone cold sober, pretending not to look at the groom. Robert Sudgen has a new wife, a baby on the way, and absolutely no intention of leaving Aaron alone.
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a tiny one shot set between the last chapter of greywaren and the epilogue so HEAVY warnings for spoilers x
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A future fic based on Aaron's speech 13/9/18
1: we'll take him to the cinema to watch a rubbish film;
2: wipe the snot off his face when he gets dumped at the school disco;
3: and teach him to driveBookmarked by bitemeloser
20 Jul 2025
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"I used to...well, me and your brother were big pals once," he says, deciding to spare Steve the whole convoluted saga. They're probably a bit young to appreciate how he and Aaron single-handedly invented the concept of love back in 2014.
Steve nods like they're a very busy kid, and they're grateful he's kept it brief. Robert thinks the number of Dingles he doesn't actively want to throttle may have just risen to two.
Robert and Aaron find their way back to each other with a little help from Steve and Hazza.
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20 Jul 2025
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Restoration Ecology by aralias for SHARKMARTINI
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
19 Feb 2022
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Simon has never forgiven Baz for ruining his life at the start of eighth year. He’d hoped never to see Baz again. Ever. But when Baz applies for a position on the Coven, it’s impossible not to hire him. So – now, they’re working together. And as much as Simon wants to continue hating Baz, the dead spots between them are starting to heal …
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06 Feb 2022
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Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"
(High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)
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06 Jun 2015