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Crowley is listening to the Mountain Goats and feeling so called out right now by bliumchik
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2019
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I joked that a Crowley fanmix would just be the album 'Goths' by the Mountain Goats, and then obviously I had to go through their last 6-8 albums looking for Extremely Crowley Music to have feelings about. I found 20 and did some quick meta about them.
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Interstellar Propriety by bliumchik for vass
Fandoms: Imperial Radch Series - Ann Leckie
20 Dec 2014
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This is not an aliens-made-them-do-it story.
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By Land or By Sea by bliumchik for lost_constant
Fandoms: Hornblower (TV), Hornblower - C. S. Forester
23 Dec 2013
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Lieutenant Bush contemplates Horatio Hornblower.
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Team Mixing Bowl by bliumchik, maharetr, nagasvoice
Fandoms: The Losers - All Media Types
22 Sep 2013
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Jin Guangshan has a certain reputation when it comes to bastard children - a reputation he lives up to when Meng Yao arrives at, and is summarily thrown out of, Jinlin Tower.
Unfortunately for Jin Guangshan, his actions are witnessed by all the other sect leaders of the time...and Lan Qiren, at least, has some objections.
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- Part 6 of Lan Qiren fics
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16 Jan 2026
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Wei Ying swipes right.
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15 Jan 2026
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Wei Laoshi, Poonslayer by FeelsForBreakfast for babybeets
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Oct 2022
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Lan Wangji comes to two conclusions, almost simultaneously. The first, is that Nie Huaisang is messing with Wei Ying. The second, is that Wei Ying has never had sex in his life.
Or: Lan Wangji goes to Yunmeng, realizes that Wei Ying is a virgin, and takes decisive action.
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13 Jan 2026
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autumn flower by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2024
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It's his reflection. Lan Wangji can look at it for as long as he wants. It's just boring to do so. Who really likes staring at their reflection, anyway? It's normal to finish your mirror-related tasks as quickly as possible and then move on.
Lan Wangji attempts to move on, and the itch under his skin climbs all the way up into his skull to attack his brain. He watches his reflection as his posture shifts, his shoulders softening and curling in slightly, one of his hips cocking to add a curve to his spine. He lets his hand settle lightly on his hip, drawing more attention to the curve, and twists his torso so there's more of a contrast between the indent of his waist and the sway of his hip, tipping his head so his hair drapes further down over his shoulder. He meets his own eyes and for just an instant he sees someone else, someone softer, someone prettier—
Heart hammering, Lan Wangji rips himself away from the mirror and towels off his hair with shaking hands.
Or: Lan Zhan learns how to be happy.
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13 Jan 2026
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maybe this is exactly what it looks like by tawaen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 May 2023
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Rich (anti-)socialite Lan Zhan keeps building new and improved vault security as courting gifts for her girlfriend, world-renowned art thief, the Yiling Patriarch. Enrichment activities! Bonding over shared interests! Fancy packaging for the jewelry and art she wants the thief to enjoy! Their relationship is progressing very well – she's been tied up and enjoyed stimulating conversation with the thief 4 times in the last 5 months!
Wei Ying (the title Yiling Patriarch will always be hilarious, shut up Wen Qing, it was 3 years before the cops even guessed a woman might be involved) knows her nemesis will stop at nothing to catch her! Their rivalry is escalating and Wei Ying is here to WIN.
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12 Jan 2026