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Crowley is listening to the Mountain Goats and feeling so called out right now by bliumchik
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Sep 2019
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I joked that a Crowley fanmix would just be the album 'Goths' by the Mountain Goats, and then obviously I had to go through their last 6-8 albums looking for Extremely Crowley Music to have feelings about. I found 20 and did some quick meta about them.
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Interstellar Propriety by bliumchik for vass
Fandoms: Imperial Radch Series - Ann Leckie
20 Dec 2014
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This is not an aliens-made-them-do-it story.
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By Land or By Sea by bliumchik for lost_constant
Fandoms: Hornblower (TV), Hornblower - C. S. Forester
23 Dec 2013
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Lieutenant Bush contemplates Horatio Hornblower.
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Team Mixing Bowl by bliumchik, maharetr, nagasvoice
Fandoms: The Losers - All Media Types
22 Sep 2013
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Dean Winchester’s been camp manager of a science research station on the Alaskan tundra for thirteen years. Dean likes his job; fixing the camp trucks, troubleshooting the generators, keeping clueless undergrads and NSF bigwigs from walking into grizzly bears or getting lost in snowstorms — it’s all in a day’s work. It keeps him pretty busy, and this year his brother Sam's visiting too, so he's even busier. So it’s really not any of Dean’s business when some weirdo antisocial ornithologist sets up a tent a few miles away, a dark-haired blue-eyed guy who’s doing a “very long-term" study on birds or wings or something, and who never, ever takes off his big lumpy backpack. But then the new guy starts dropping by camp for coffee and... well, he’s not officially part of camp; he's not Dean’s responsibility; he’s really not Dean’s problem at all, but when a strange blizzard comes sweeping in, Dean gets worried and goes to check. Thing is, Dean's spent years in the sweeping vistas of the Arctic. He knows all about the midnight sun and the northern lights, the ice caves and avalanches, the rough-and-ready Haul Road truckers and the even rougher-and-readier wild animals. But even so, what he finds is much more than he bargained for.
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09 May 2026
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Castiel sees a lot more of his new neighbor than he intended...but it seems like his neighbor isn't complaining.
A short, smutty fic for The Pizza Man: A Destiel Anthology.
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07 May 2026
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Cas comes back. It's not exactly the reunion that Dean is expecting.
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Dean stares at him, flummoxed. Cas quite literally poured his heart out to Dean, gave a truly sappy and distressingly romantic speech and everything, then proceeded to give his life so that Dean could live his. And he wants to act like he doesn't want to see Dean, be around him, touch him?
Actually, Dean's ninety-nine percent sure that Cas probably wants to fuck him, and while he has no clue how he feels about that, he's pretty goddamn sure that means Cas doesn't get to act like this and make it authentic.
It feels strangely real, though, as if Cas wants nothing more than to get as far away from him as possible. This is a blatant contradiction. Even someone as weird as Cas doesn't want to get away from the person they have the desire to fuck five ways to Sunday, that they're in love with. That's not how these things work, so Dean isn't buying it.
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- Part 1 of Cursed Metaphors
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06 May 2026
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“Have you ever tried baklava?” Cas asks, voice dipping low, a suggestive lilt to his words.
“No,” Dean says slowly. “Is it any good?”
Cas fixes him with a very intent look. “I think you’ll like it.”
And for Dean, that’s assurance enough. He’s definitely game.
When Dean jets off to Europe with Cas, he gets a much-needed vacation from hunting – and his insecurities.
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- Part 11 of Dream of Now
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04 May 2026
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hollow moon by vxmins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Apr 2026
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“The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”
The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.
Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.
In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.
Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.
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30 Apr 2026