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background characters need to take a shit too (and other urgent crises) by blurbbirb
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Jun 2023
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She doesn't care much for the way teenagers stumble around life like they just popped out their mother's womb on hooves and amniotic fluid snorting out their nostrils. This includes herself. She despises being a teenager, especially when it's happened twice.
(Someone dies and is plucked out the soul toilet on the flush to Hell. Being aware of this also happens to be a part of her, frankly impractical, quirk. She should start a cult. Second coming of Christ? No, this is the second coming of Nimori Asaka, and she'll bring Armageddon armed with thumb tacks and ringed knuckles if she has to.)
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Sakura is twelve when she queues up in front a desk with a bunch of other equally-terrified looking shinobi. The ages range from younger than her to old enough to be her grandpa.
The man sitting at the desk is stony-faced as he doles out assignments. Sakura obediently shuffles forward when it is her turn, and recites her shinobi identification number in a shaky voice when asked.
When the provost marshal looks at her, looks down at his paper, looks back at her, and grimaces, Sakura knows it’s not going to be good.
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How Sakura survives the war, told in bits and pieces.
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24 Jan 2026
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The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.
A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever.
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- Part 19 of lulu's self insert fics
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13 Sep 2025
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“It’s okay, mum. It’s okay.”
“It’s not! I don’t have anything as it is! Our dinner is gone, and when they find out, we’ll never eat again! Against a muggle! I can’t believe it!” She sobbed.
Peter was eying the trespasser strangely. Penny knew what he was going to do a second before he did it. “Peter, don’t –!”
The knife went through the man’s throat.
Mum screamed bloody murder.
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Penny Pettigrew is a reincarnation, and in her heart her genre is romance. Peter Pettigrew's genre has never been romance.- Language:
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12 Sep 2025
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The Wheel That Turned The Wrong Way ✨One Shot✨ by themagicmemo for NameIsNeb
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
28 Apr 2025
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Reader gets reincarnated as Mahoraga and gives Megumi some head pats.
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- Part 3 of Currently Getting My Ass Kicked: The Series
- Part 1 of SI-MAHORAGA
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28 Jun 2025
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Delusion of Fate by delicateasahorse
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
28 Jan 2026
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Luke Castellan had lived once before. Back then, he was a she, and she’d read a certain book series where gods were real and monsters ran wild.
It was a fun read.
Living it? Not so much. Especially as the villain.
No problem, though. Luke had a plan: don’t act like book!Luke. Free will, right? Easy.
…Except Fate, when it’s an actual entity, doesn’t like being ignored.
(Note: Roman gods ≠ Greek gods.)
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23 Apr 2025