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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
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Lavender takes one step forward and – just like the snap of a finger, the blink of an eye, the drop of a pebble – Hogwarts is left behind. There's no jump, no flashes of light, no whirlwinds of disconnected images. Just one little step; behind stood her war and in front stands 1947. "Huh," she says to herself, "didn't see this in the tea leaves."
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01 Dec 2025
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“Are you gonna move?”
Cartman’s grin turns a little sharper at that, like he knows something Kyle doesn’t.
“No, I don’t think so,” he starts, “think I might play a couple rounds with the guys actually.”
Kyle stares at him, an eyebrow raised, “OK? So, you want me to just-“
“Sit here, yeah,” Cartman finishes.
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- Part 5 of OMERTA
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“I think as long as you're not being an asshole, I’d rather just fuck you instead,” Kyle’s lips brush against Cartman’s as he says this, a flush spreading with the heat that travels down his chest.
“I can be nice,” Cartman answers.
“Yeah?”
“I can be so fucking nice,” He stresses.
(UPDATE: 12/4/25 - This is currently being rewritten a chapter at a time until I'm no longer embarrassed)
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- Part 1 of OMERTA
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Stan once asked him after a particularly gruesome fight why he even bothered to hang out with Cartman. Kyle shrugged and said that Cartman was fun sometimes. Stan had looked mildly unconvinced but dropped it, not wanting to pursue any further.
Truth is, he likes the fights. Kyle has been a goody-goody, straight-A, golden boy for most, if not all, of his life. Cartman is his foil, the one who brings out the worst in him, but in Kyle’s mind, that’s for the better. It’s so unbelievably boring to continue to play the part of “good kid” all the time, and the only sense of thrill he gets in this godforsaken town is when he’s fighting Cartman, whether it be verbally or physically.
(in which Kyle discovers that maybe he likes fighting Cartman a little too much)