cryptid_chimaera
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[Guess what, apparently if you stay up for 40hours, live off of takeout and grocery store cookies, and mix inadvisable amounts of caffeine, Adderall, and nicotine for months on end-
Riku wakes up to his alarm clock going off.
Only, his name isn’t fucking Riku, he doesn’t own an alarm clock like some geriatric traditionalist, and he is very, very fucking confused.]
Or: SI/OC isekais into the Narutoverse as a 10 year old orphan with no knowledge of canon, a half finished degree in psychology, and a very valid fear of dying considering his current career track.
Edit: I had to turn on moderation due to the volume of spam comments, sorry for the hassle and I hope that doesn't discourage anyone from commenting, I truly love reading them and they make my day! <33
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How to survive an anime Isekai? (no glue, no borax) by cryptid_chimaera
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Oct 2025
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[Everyone always gets hung up on the whole isekai-to-another-universe thing. No one even considers why Truck-kun goes after elementary schoolers like it’s mad humans invented the polio vaccine and labor laws, and now it wants to single-handedly increase child mortality.
But really, who are we to doubt Truck-kun’s motives and actions? Maybe that kid was the next Ted Bundy, and I’ve just given him a new lease on life.]
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A college burnout gets reincarnated into the MHA universe as a background character after losing a fight with a speeding truck. It's hard to go through a second life when you barely wanted the first one. But fuck it- it's not like they've got anything better to do. -
I, Carrion (Peter's version) by cryptid_chimaera
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
24 May 2025
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The Parker curse was real. It struck when you least expected and it had no mercy. It was slow, like a parasite, gradually consuming its host. It took everything. Everyone.
After a fight with a crazy scientist goes wrong, Peter ends up in Gotham, is appalled by the state of escape rates of the rouges, gets the batfamily stalking him in and out of costume, all while dealing with the insane trauma that comes with everyone you care about dying.
(no because seriously Andrew's Spidey goes through so much trauma like parents, uncle, your dead dad's friend whom you treat like a mentor, AND then your girlfriend AND your best friend?? Insane.)