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A short ficlet about Ocelot. Or Ocelot gives Raikov poppers.
He doesn’t particularly have friends, unless you count Raikov, and they mostly just sit and listen to American records in his room. How he could possibly trade sex with Volgin for such measly perks was beyond him, but at least the music is good.
The album, in case you wanna immerse yourself: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLhpBcJFhlEroHT4KbXv3g4UPQDD7-NT6B&si=deCBOLGsWfTAnv2a
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Successful actor John Sears must reprise his role as the iconic Solid Snake after 10 years in a re-boot of the Metal Gear movie franchise. But this time he plays his predecessor, Naked Snake. John is worried he’s too old to do the role justice but decides to take it on anyway. Newbie actor Adam Katz, playing the young Ocelot Unit Major, is a little too excited to be on the same set as his idol.
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Big Boss is tired of Ocelot and Kaz fighting. He offers Kaz a solution.
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The Prophet by definitelynotaweeb
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
08 Dec 2025
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Big Boss has a dream he is wading through a river of souls of all the people he killed or could not save, just like 1964. The Sorrow is there again but this time he delivers a prophecy. Imagine this is sometime in Peace Walker.
Based on the song No Longer You from Epic the musical.
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Set during the Napoleonic Wars, a young Adamska rises the ranks in the Russian Army while a battleworn French soldier, Le Serpent, must choose between his love and his country.
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The silence stretched between them. Outside, the ocean crashed against the rig's supports, a constant rhythm that had become background noise months ago.
"I was going to get rid of it." Ocelot sat down in the chair across the desk. The metal was cold even through his pants. "Right now. Before you found out. Just know it'll be taken care of."
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28 Jan 2026
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NYC, 1964: Snake tries to adjust to civilian life. Ocelot's not helping.
Mix of thematically-and-period-appropriate tunes to accompany this thing can be found here: http://8tracks.com/sewsewdef/shot-me-down
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26 Jan 2026
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“Who are you?” one of the men asks. Ocelot stays silent, and the men look at each other. One nods, and the other takes a step closer.
“What do you want with Big Boss?”
Ocelot is taken aback by the mention of his name… Then the excitement creeps in and he stifles a smile. So he’s been on the right track this whole time. Suddenly, the cold room didn’t seem so alien. He can only assume he’s in the right place… Now is his chance to meet him again.
ocelot gets himself captured while trying to find big bossBookmarked by definitelynotaweeb
22 Jan 2026
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In the dim lighting from the streetlamps outside, shadows cascade down Adamska's taut stomach as it is revealed to the air, taking his shirt off as if unwrapping a present. He steals a glance at John, who sits beneath him, propped up on his elbows. He looks at least mildly impressed, and sits up to run his hands down Adamska's chest. He tries not to let himself tremble under just that touch. He has so much more planned.
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06 Jan 2026
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Big Boss'll put up with Bowie if it means getting laid.
And nobody sells a lie like Ocelot.
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- Part 3 of Bosselot Week 2016
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31 Dec 2025