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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Bumblebee’s "I’m carrying" prank on Starscream was destined to become one of Cybertron’s all-time classic jokes. But the universe had a surprise for Bee: the prank became a reality. Now, Starscream has to both build an empire and mount a laser cannon on a baby stroller.

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    04 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    AU where Bumblebee is a little experimental creature; chaos and found family shenanigans ensue.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    For as long as he can remember, Zuko knew he would have no say in who he would marry. Anyone familiar with basic royal customs would realize it as well. Marriage wasn’t a luxury or some grand display of love; marriage was for convenience and a power move if done correctly. It meant nothing to Zuko. He was raised with the knowledge that he would one day be sent off to live with a stranger for the sake of his nation, and it didn’t matter if he ended up happy or not. His happiness didn't matter.

    All this to say, when his father tells him that he is to marry a stranger from the Southern Water Tribe and use their marriage as an opportunity to spy on the enemy, Zuko knows he has no choice. It's just...he didn't expect this stranger to be so kind to him.

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Zuko is Sokka’s first in many ways, and in many ways he isn’t. Zuko is Sokka’s first omega friend - well, technically, that would be Toph, but she was twelve and didn’t present yet back then, so, doesn’t count. Zuko is his first best friend, what’s more important - and considering how fast Aang is moving towards being promoted to brother-in-law status, Sokka doesn’t feel guilty about putting Zuko first. The most important thing about best friends is your sister not stealing them, anyways. Zuko is definitely the first firebender he fought, but that’s embarrassing history, for both of them. Zuko is Sokka’s first jailbreak, and that’s actually cool. Or hot, considering the jail. You know, boiling hot.

    Or, when both of you are idiots, even omegaverse can't stop you from ten years of pining.

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    There's nothing wrong with Shockwave.

    Least, he does not believe so. In a perfect world of numbers and formulas, in a vast universe ripe for his curiosity, the Deception scientist is content with his life. He knows his purpose. And he doesn't need anything else.

    So why is it that Soundwave won't leave him alone?

    Same author behind I am The One Who Sleeps and Bad End Office

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    23 Apr 2026