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  1. Public Bookmark 54

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    Edward has THE Penguin as both his roommate and teacher. He'll be learning from the best killer in Gotham, but Oswald has more than one lesson to impart on his eager student.

    (The "fun" stuff starts in chapter 2, but there's roommate shenanigans throughout.)

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    03 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Jim Gordon thought he was making a smart move, setting up surveillance in Mayor Cobblepot's mansion. It had never occurred to him that the cameras might pick up something like this.

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    12 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    It’s always been a particular thrill of Edward’s, to see the Penguin bloody. Disheveled, panting, face red with rage and arterial spray both. Hand clenched tight around a sharp object, or perhaps clutching a heavy bust of some sort. Smashing someone’s skull in, gutting them, torturing them... it always leaves Ed with quite a rush.

    (aka ed's horrible romantic timing)

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    10 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    In which Harvey figures out how to make Edward take a break for the first time in weeks.

     

    (horny horny twiddler machine fucking porn for the goonettes who also want edward nygma tied and whimpering on their bed like me)

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    05 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Greg had thought Tom was wearing his usual suit but that's not actually true. Well, not completely true at least. Because yeah, his shirt, tie and blazer are all the same, nothing he hasn't seen before but the thing is. Tom's not wearing pants. Not in the sense that he's like, in his underwear? But rather in the sense of 'holy shit Tom's wearing a pencil mini-skirt.'

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    16 Jun 2025