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Fic #3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 by foolishlywandwaving
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2025
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"How - how dare you?" She stammers, pushing him away with both hands. Riddle backs away as though she is brandishing a hot poker, a horrible little smile on his face. Her thighs burn white hot from where his hands have been trailing up. Hermione yanks her dress down and continues, finding her voice through the fog of insanity that has clouded her judgement. "How dare you just show up to my house and threaten me, then kiss me!"
"In my defence," Riddle says mildly, with a strange expression. "I only planned on the first."
"That is a dreadful defence!"
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Or, Tom and Hermione start their sixth year of Hogwarts entirely off on the wrong foot.
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The Department of Mutually-Beneficial Arrangements by foolishlywandwaving
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Mar 2025
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“I think we should fuck,” Hermione states calmly, barefoot, resting one hand idly on her distended belly.
Tom does not choke on his tea through sheer force of will, but it is close.
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Or: Tom, Hermione, and the Entirely-Platonic baby pact.
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Riddle stepped forward, and caught her shoulder. To any outsider, it would have looked friendly.
Intimate.
The warmth from his palm bleeding into her skin chilled her blood.
“Miss Granger,” he said, concern written into his brow, whisper quiet. “That’s a very curious statement. As Head Boy, I would be duty-bound to report any suspicions of the Dark Arts.”
He stepped closer still, to murmur directly into her ear. “Please - be very careful throwing around accusations like that.”
His warm breath ghosted over the shell of her ear. Hermione suppressed a shiver.
Every sense in her body was screaming danger.
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Hermione rarely failed. She even had a simple plan:
1. Leave the world a better place
2. Get back to her war, intact
3. Avoid attracting the ire of the nascent Lord Voldemort
(Hermione failed)
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lie (can't hope) by foolishlywandwaving for no_fear
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jan 2025
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She is hiding a dangerous secret from the Head Boy.
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Posted as part of Tomione Trope Fest 2023
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- Part 6 of Be Fearful and Prosper
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Be Fearful and Prosper by April17rose, bunnystealsyourcarrots, DesmaTheWu, devdevlin, dillpicklepanic, foolishlywandwaving, NoFootprintsInSand, virennia
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Heretic (Movie 2024), The Boys (TV 2019)
10 Nov 2025
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Happy Birthday Bitch 💕💕💕
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we hunger in earnest (for that which we cannot consume) by foolishlywandwaving
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2025
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