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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    "No, he'd rather play the fool. Rather, you laugh at his rhymes, snort at the toilet jokes, roll your eyes at the plunger stuck on his head. He'd rather be your punchline than your pity. Let you ridicule him for being a walking bathroom gag, a porcelain jester in gold chains. Anything but admit that he wants to be more. That he feels more. That behind the slang and swagger and piss-poetry, there's still a part of him wondering if he’s ever been seen at all."

    A story about desire. About pleasure. About tenderness, love, and other disgusting filth.
    And yes, you also fuck a toilet. But Jean Loo Pissoir is (kinda) charming.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    It’s difficult being a single father, but Nick does as best he can at raising his little girl, Kim, in a house on his own. With how much he works, he’s often worried about her feeling lonely- but thankfully loneliness doesn’t seem to be much of a problem for her with how many imaginary friends she seems to have. Nick has overheard her reading stories with her teddy bear, giggling and laughing as she entertains herself with a board game, and playing pirate with the ship in a bottle. Most children probably wouldn’t be found trying to strike up a conversation with something like a vacuum, microwave, or the hangers in their closet- but Nick just figures that his daughter is on the more imaginative side. As long as she’s happy and not getting hurt, what’s the harm? In any case, he loves hearing about the antics that Kim and her imaginary friends get up to. Though those friends may not be as “imaginary” as Nick believes them to be…

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    26 Jul 2025

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    What if they hadn't stayed in Alexandria? What if the events of season 6-8 (and beyond) had never taken place?
     

    In the barn, after the storm , Rick is having a terrible nightmare. 

    He sees a town named Alexandria, watches it being overrun by walkers and attacked by hostile groups, until in the end it goes up in flames.
    There is a war and his group is caught up in the middle of it. Rick has to witness in horror as one by one the people he loves have to die. 

    But a dream is no more than a dream. 

    At least that’s what Rick thinks – until Aaron comes into the barn and tells them about a town named Alexandria … After that, bit by bit the things Rick has seen start coming true. 

    Desperate to save his family, he tries changing what he knows is going to happen in order to stir their fate into another direction.

    But can death really be cheated?

    Psss .... spoiler: It's got a happy ending.

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    03 Jun 2025

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    When Merle Dixon is sentenced to life in prison for murder, his brother Daryl is left to bravely fight the odds in the streets of Atlanta, alone and homeless, trying everything to collect enough money for a good lawyer.

    ... and finds someone along the way, who is fully aware of the 1000 little things he needs, craves and never had but always missed

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Doktor promised to come with Heavy to Russia after the war. Not all promises can be kept.

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    03 Jun 2025